Dude: what is no funner
Me: as in more fun
Me: (for fucking)
Dude: and y me
Me: why not you?
Dude: cause u have a g/f right
Dude: and were both guys
Me: i have no gf
Dude: but were both guys
Me: ya thats hot
Dude: u r jokin right
Me: im no joker, friend
Dude: u have to be
Me: im gayer than a stack of strawberry pancakes
Dude: right
Dude: if u say so
Dude: u would have to prove it to me and beside y would u wanna fuck me?
Me: still no answer on the action
Me: cuz thats what gay men do, now lets get to it
Dude: who says i am gay?
Me: no one
Me: lets get to it anyway
Dude: then y would i
Dude: but u dont drive
Dude: ha ha
Dude: so i geuss we cant
Me: i do drive
Dude: right
Me: i do...i have a job and all
Dude: y dont u call jimmy
Me: cuz i dont wanna get my fuck on with jimmy
Dude: y not?
Me: cuz hes not you, the object of my homosexual love
Dude: ??????????????????????????
Dude: is he over there
Me: no
Dude: and y all of a sudden ur like this
Me: ive hadnt the guts to say it
Dude: does anyone else know
Me: no one
Me: making the gay love all the sweeter
Dude: how do i know ur not lying
Me: i guess you dont
Me: but whod lie about something like that?
Dude: or jokin cause we have joked like this before
Me: that would be a convenient lie to throw in
Dude: what?
Me: nothing
Dude: what do did u mean
Me: as in i couldve lied and said that long ago
Dude: Me: that would be a convenient lie to throw in what do u mean
Dude: that u were jokin?
Me: but, im afraid this is not a drill, folks
Me: ya
Dude: how do i know ur tellin truth
Dude: and y me?
Me: i dunno, and cuz your fun like that
Me: so how bout it?

Dude: fun like that how is that
Me: in a gay sex way
Dude: and even if we did where would we go?
Me: theres lots of places
Dude: i am home by myself
Me: well there you go
Dude: but y would i want to?
Me: why not?
Dude: have u ever done it with a guy
Me: itd be a life experience
Me: no
Dude: or anything
Me: not with dudes, no
Dude: but u want to
Me: indeed i do
Me: so how bout it?
Dude: i dont know cause what if i did say yes?
Me: there would be gay sex goin down
Dude: who would u run and tell after sayin u were jokin
Me: lots of people ig uess
Dude: cause u r jokin
Me: i never said that
Dude: but who would u run and tell that i am "gay" if i said yes after tellin me u were just jokin
Me: oh everyone ever
Dude: then y would i say yes if ur going to tell everyone
Dude: that would be retarted
Me: but you would anyway
Dude: i would what?
Me: you didnt actually say yes to doin me, so i couldnt tell people shit
Me: but youd like some of this hot ass wouldnt you
Dude: y does ur profile still say love u steph
Me: cuz i do
Dude: so shes ur g/f
Me: no
Me: i still love her, ijust want gay sex
Dude: but ur rents wouldnt let u go anywhere
Me: ya they would
Dude: and how could i be 100% sure ur not lying
Me: i guess you couldnt really
Dude: and y would u tell me
Dude: knowin i could go tell ppl
Me: guess i trust you
Dude: if it wasnt tru y would u tell me
Dude: and how do i know ur not tryin to get me to say yes and print it off and hang it at school
Me: cuz its mad true
Me: that wouldnt be cool at all
Dude: so u have school tomorrow
Me: ya
Dude: its a school night we cant cause would ur rents let u be out late on a school night
Me: this is true
Dude: so how could we
Me: i dunno, but you are up for some hot gay action though?
Dude: but how could i be 100% sure ur tellin truth
Me: i dont nkow
Dude: u can come over and we can talk but i aint makin any promises
Me: eh thats cool im not gay anyway
Dude: that good
Dude: u were scaring me
Me: ya i was fuckin around