"I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious." -TooL

"I hate myself and I want to die." -Kurt Cobain

"[when the pilgrims landed]...finally, a continent free of human existen- who the fuck are these guys?" -Eddie Izzard

"Then the Romans came in and defeated the Greeks and stole their gods, 'cause before then they had crap gods like 'Jeff, the God of Biscuits' and 'Simon, the God of Hairdos.'" -Eddie Izzard

"...then there's Catholicism, based on the teaching of Cathol." -Eddie Izzard

"Not enough, I need more. Nothin' seems to satisfy, I said, I don't want it, I just need it. To Breathe. To Feel. To Know I'm alive." -TooL

"If you're not part of the cure, you're part of the disease" -NOFX

"The most rewarding part was when he gave me his money." -The Simpsons

Troy McClure: "Can I play the piano any more?" Ape: "Of course you can." Troy: "Well I couldn't before." -The Simpsons

"Are you feeling stupid? I sure am!" -The Simpsons

"Drunk driving is what I like to do. I like drunk driving with you." -Sublime

"Laughter, is free. Anytime, just call me." -Sublime

"Breathe out so I can breathe you in. Hold you in." -Foo Fighters

"We can't depend on your excuses, cuz in the end it's fucking useless." -Blink 182

"If I had one wish this is what it would be. I'd ask you to spend all your time with me, and we'd be together forever." -The Ataris

"I don't know you, but I think I hate you." -Green Day

"I'm so addicted to you, and you're such a dick to me." -Lit

"What are you, my retarded echo?" -House Party 3

"Hey whoa was that I saw raping your wife last night? Why that man was WILL ROGERS!!" -SNL

"Every time you think you're walking, your just moving the ground." -Modest Mouse

"Rosebud...Yes, Rosebud peas, full of country goodness and green peaness...wait, that's terrible." -The Critic

"Oh, uhh, I was at the flower shop too...yep, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop." -The Simpsons

"I love escalators, 'cause they never can break down. You'll never see an 'Escalator temporarily out of order' sign, it'll be like 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'" -Mitch Hedburg

"Learn to think before you speak, and you just might make a point." -MxPx

"Ain't nothin' wrong, ain't nothin' right, yet still I sit and lie awake all night." -Sublime

"I'll beat yo' ass so bad you'll be the only man in heaven with a wheelchair." -SNL

"Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf." -Bloodhound Gang

"And as for me I wish that I was anywhere, with anyone, making out." -Dashboard Confessional

"They say you only live once, but if you lived like me, once is enough." -Frank Sinatra

"I think drugs have done good things for us, I really do. And if you dont think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. I want you to go home, take all your records, all your tapes, all your cd's and burn em, 'cause you know what all those people who made that music that enhanced your lives throughout the years....real f*ckin high on drugs." -Bill Hicks

"My heart is broke, but I have some glue. Help me inhale, and mend it with you." -Nirvana

"If god created plants and buds that I find and abuse, then who the fuck are you to judge me?" -NOFX

"It's been agreed the whole stinks, so no ones taking showers any more." -Modest Mouse

"Is this a test? It has to be, otherwise I can't go on." -TooL

"I promised my heart to her. She cooked it medium well, then proceeded to swallow it whole." -NOFX

"Have you seen my will to live, because I seem to have lost it." -Bloodhound Gang

"Dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are." -Kurt Cobain

"Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old." -Nirvana

"Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion between supposed lovers." -TooL

"Hours pass like years. I wish you were here. Say the words so slow, say 'em without fear. You won't turn and go, you won't leave me here. The past is all we know, the memories so clear. I wish you were here." -The Get Up Kids

"As much as I would like to, I can't put my hands all over you." -The Get Up Kids

"Nothing could go wrong, any time that I'm with you." -The Ataris

"And each night, you can fall asleep assured, that some day I'll be coming home to you." -The Get Up Kids

"It don't really matter, 'cause nothing's ever felt as right as this." -Propagandhi

"If only I had one wish, it'd be for a million trillion lifetimes that I could spend with you; fall in love with you again and again." -The Ataris

"You were my girl until this day, I can't understand you're not any more. More than two years spent with you, and all the things that we've been through. In my memory, forever, you'll be there until I die. Even though this is the end, I love you more than as a friend. Doesn't matter its the end." - Millencolin

"And your taste still lingers on my lips, like I just placed them upon yours, and I starve." -Dashboard Confessional