Mark

Email: mjhlavacik@hotmail.com
AIM: SocialArchetype

Full Name: Mark Joseph Hlavacik (luv-i-chek)
Nicknames: "Oh, I have so many names…" - Al Pacino
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 140
Age: 20
Hair Factor: shmair factor
Major: History Education
GPA: 3.898
Penis Length: 7 in white inches
Underwear style: Boxas
Religion: No Thank You

Claim to Fame: Emperor of Earth 2024-2063
Super Power: levitation under extreme duress
Masturbation Habits: erratic, but spirited
Hugability: of great repute
Turn-ons: nice, supple thoughts; firm, yet vivacious feelings
Turn-offs: myopia, metaphorically anyhow… yeah, that and bitchiness
Bad Habits: very often too sexy for my pants
Thing That Everyone Makes Fun Of: shortness, manly chest hair

Favorite Bands: Radiohead, The Roots, NIN, The Strokes, and RATM
Favorite Movies: Kill Bill, Hudsucker Proxy, Shawshank Redemption, Adaptation, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fargo, and Blues Brothers
Favorite Video Game: Alpha Centauri (that's right, the name of the site is "lonely nerds")
Favorite Books (If applicable): The Count of Monte Cristo - Dumas, The Butter Battle Book - Seuss
Favorite Position (If applicable): 3rd Base
Favorite Quotes: "positiveness is not life, but the beginning of death." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
"all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" - WRECKX'N EFFECT
Favorite Sports: Baseball, Snow Skiing
Drink of Choice: Coke, goes well with anything

If I were an ice-cream flavor: I'd taste like revolution
If I were an animal: I would be of the genus party
If I were a superhero: Nightcrawler, accent and all
If I were a car: I would have some badass racing stripes

What my friends say about me...
"Twenty years ago, James Bond and a ninja spy went into a dark room an put on some smooth rhythm and funk. Nine months later, a boy named Mark was let loose on the world..." -Hugo

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