Full Name: Jason Ott Sonethongkham
Nicknames: Jsone, Smokey, Otto, Chink
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 155
Age: 18
Hair Factor: Not hairy at all (Half-Asian)
Major: Computer Science
GPA: None o' yo' biznass
Penis Length: average, for a white man
Underwear style: Boxers
Religion: Buddhist
Claim to Fame: Being known as the "floor whore"
Super Power: Super hearing
Masturbation Habits: enough to keep me satisfied
Hugability: So soft
Turn-ons: Anything without a penis, and never had one
Turn-offs: People tell your friends that you said that they could have your vodka even though you never said shit. Then when they tell you, they act like it was okay to just come and drink all of it.
Bad Habits: Smoking, drinking
Thing That Everyone Makes Fun Of: Being Asian
Favorite Bands: Blink 182, AFI,Tenacious D,VIVA LA COCAROACHA
Favorite Movies: I don't have a favorite movie...fuck
Favorite Video Game: Halo
Favorite books" onmouseover="window.status = 'goto: books';return 1" onmouseout="window.status=''">Books (If applicable): The Dark Elf Trilogy
Favorite Position (If applicable): Missionary
Favorite Quotes: "My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass"-Samuel L. Jackson in Jackie Brown
Favorite Sports: Snowboarding, soccer, basketball
Drink of Choice: Southern Comfort
If I were an ice-cream flavor: Southern Comfort
If I were an animal: I'd be a hyena, cuz they're crazy go nuts
If I were a superhero: The Red Power Ranger
If I were a car: I'd be a Mustang, cuz I'm cheap, but I still look good
What my friends say about me:
"Stop touching me while I'm trying to sleep." - Sideburns
"He's tall, yellow, and frisky." - Jono
"He's a damn sexy Asian." - Nate
"man, ya gotta lay off the booze, and start leaning more on the cigs" - Mark
"Smoke Break!" - Adam
