Full Name: Jacob Hugo Hoerdeman
Nicknames: Hugo
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 160
Age: 19
Hair Factor: Very
Major: Manufacturing Engineering
GPA: 3.89
Penis Length: Never measured, between 7 and 8?
Underwear style: Boxers
Religion: Catholic
Claim to Fame: Started the woods on fire.
Super Power: Mind Bullets!
Masturbation Habits: Spontaneous
Hugability: Very high
Turn-ons: Smart, easy-going, and funny. I don't try to limit myself to "types."
Turn-offs: Obnoixiousness and lying.
Bad Habits: Biting my fingernails?
Thing That Everyone Makes Fun Of: Hairy nipples.
Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Infected Mushroom, Adema, and so on.
Favorite Movies: Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Equilibrium- (any movie that really screws with your head)
Favorite Video Game: Any of the Need For Speed series
Favorite Books (If applicable): House of Leaves and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- (see "movies" explanation)
Favorite Quotes: "To an engineer, everyone looks like a monkey" -Dilbert
Favorite Sports: Throwing stuff at things, or vice versa.
Drink of Choice: Jack Daniels
If I were an ice-cream flavor: Moosetracks
If I were an animal: White rat
If I were a superhero: Gambit. He's got class.
If I were a car:'92 Camaro (I'm a little biased)
What my friends say about me:
"I'd take a bullet for Hugo. Maybe not in the face, but definately in an ass cheek or a leg." - Sideburns
"He likes chicken." - Jason
"He rocks you like a hurricane (Hugo)." -John
"He's funny like Gallagher, but has a body like Britney, KA-CHING!" -Tim
"Scratch on down that turntable highway to funkytown." -Mark
