|These are random links I have collected over many wasted hours of net surfing. Some of them are funny, some are cool, but most are just weird. I don't know why I felt the need to include them on this site, but whatever. Enjoy.|
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|Harmless Links - fun for all ages|
|The Simpsons.com - Geek Mecca
The Onion - The world's best newspaper
The Ironic Times - The world's second best newspaper
Digital Blasphemy - Digital art - some amazing work here, some of which is free to download.
Cows With Guns - A mini-cartoon. Pretty self-explanatory.
Lima - India - November - Kilo - The police letter alphabet. For some reason.
Behind the Name - Etymology of names. Turns out 'Scott' means someone from Scotland. Isn't that exciting?
Binary Encoder - Cool gadget for dorks and/or spies.
Crazy Clock - OK, it doesnt do much, but it's pretty cool. For about twelve seconds.
Paper Airplane Blueprints - For the third grader with way too much time on his hands.
FBI Spy Tactics - Big Brother is watching....
Dream Analysis - I have this recurring dream that my dog is peeing in my shoes....
I Pick My Nose - Do you? Liar.
Joey Skaggs - Social Commentator / Hippie Prankster. Pranks on the grandest scale. Pretty funny actually.
Jump the Shark - When did your favorite TV shows go bad?
Lost in Translation - It's like the U.N. playing a game of telephone.
Pets or Food? - If you every get tired of eating the same old Hamburger Helper every day.
The Spider Dance - How super-heroes stay in shape.
Shake It Baby - Useless, but cute.
Tarot Card Test - If you were a 6 Inch piece of paper, which 6 inch piece of paper would you be?
Dancin' Fool - This guy's got moves.
Simpsons Test - If you were a yellow cartoon character, which ...oh forget it.
Spikything.com - Cool games & stuff. Try 'Kick-Ups'
Mini-Golf - Sadly addicting
Cat-Prin - Seriously, the Japanese scare the hell out of me.
National Lampoon's - Funny pictures and stuff
20 Questions - I think my computer can read my mind.....
Psychic Computer - Shoot, my computer CAN read my mind.
Rum & Monkey - Tests and games and stuff. Try the "Crappy Little Elf Name Generator"
Math Trading Cards - Collect them all. Use them to impress women.
Ugly Animals - But strangely better looking than the ugly people website.
Bum Wines - For those who truly appreciate Mad Dog 20/20
Alien Abduction Dog Tags - Don't leave Earth without them.
Card Tricks - Self-Explanatory
Bar Code Art - See what'll be tattooed on your neck when the Bush adminisration is through with you.
WMD - Type "Weapons of Mass Destruction" into Google and hit 'I Feel Lucky'. This is what comes up.
Flatulence Filter - Avoid offending your co-workers while still enjoying three bowls of chili for lunch.
Black People Love Us - The story of a politically correct suburban couple.
Drink-O-Meter - Handle your liquor?
Future Me - Send yourself messages from the past. Kind of cute for a minute or two.
Serial Killers or Computer Programmer? - Can you tell the difference?
Hero Machine - Create your own super-hero.
80's Lyrics Quiz - Surprisingly hard, even if you were really paying attetion during the 80's.
|More Links - Not for kids. There's nothing really bad here, maybe a little bit of cursing, but I don't feel like getting anyone in trouble at work.|
|The Happy Tree Friends - The definition of twisted.
How to Swear in Other Languages - Why tick off one country, when you can tick off dozens?
The Death Clock - Want to know how long you've got left? Me neither.
The Truth for Youth - Scary religious propaganda. Protect your family from the evils of rock music and evolution.
NRA's Kooky Kidz Korner - Fun & games for the six-year old packing heat.
Personailty Disorder Quiz - Are You Sick? Are you very Sick? Do you watch more than 12 minutes of Fox News a day?
Pimpin' 101 - Good comments. Gets old quick, though.
Pimpin' 201 - Check out the corporate sponsors.
Landover Baptist - We thought about getting married here, but there was something funny about it.
Yakuza - How to talk like a Japanese gangster.
How Many Would It Take? - Used to have much uglier people. Still funny though.
Humor Department - More funny pictures and stuff. Pretty tame.
Drinking Games - For when the week isn't going by fast enough.
Ebaums World - Also pretty tame, but some interesting stuff to explore.
Optical Illusion - Sorry about this...
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye - Quit your job in style.
Manties - From the makers of the 'Man-zierre' (Seinfeld joke)