Ass and Titties!
Hello all yall!

Had a very Hectic weekend...

I spent friday with Aleksi. I visited the "Game on" exhibition for the second time. We spent aproximately 3 and a half hours there playing all sorts of video games... the security had to come and unplug our game when it wasn't over yet:(
After that we went to Pacifico. The place wasn't as packed as it normally is. They were playing the usual records: some old school hipiti hop, soul, funk, newer hiphop and some other shit... generally good shit.
This bar has really become the semi-official "Torkkeli hang out". We immediately recognized ten familiar faces. There was even this one chick who was sitting on the other side of our table... She was giving me the look: "I know ya, do ya recognize me?". She had studied in Torkkeli but I didn't know who she was or what was her name... We talked about some regular chitchat-shit and Aleksi showed her some of his bar tricks(not that one where he puts a nail in his nose... that's seriously distastefull). She wasn't much of a company so we focused on drinkin our Sangrias/sols.

Hannu had his "tuparit" on Saturday. We bought him a Transformers poster and a Batman postcard. We seriously tried to find a chick poster for him but we didn't find anything suitable so we settled for this one. Hannu and Aleksi played the DanceDance psone game while Hannu's cousin(can't remember her name but liked her alot) and I downed drinks and laughed at the two. After 2 hours more people finally arrived... including Elmeri, Erkki and Pekka(also former Torkkeli posse). We talked shit and listened to music. I had downed a whole bottle(3.75 dl?)of bacardi and 2 dl of gin before we left the place and headed to the centre of the city... needless to say I was very drunk.
We were supposed to go to Vanha(Club Kajal eighties hit songs... seriously scary shit) but we ended up going to the "new university student's house". This was the second time I was there without being ivited. The music was pretty horrible(steady beat booming techno) and the people there were even worse but the beer was cheap! 1.5 euros/bottle. So we drank little more and continued to talk (good)shit.
We were sitting in this side room where they had their own refrigerator full of beer and a tiny ghetto blaster that was playing some horrible suomi rock shit. Elmeri tried to put a RJD2 cd playing but these ugly hill billy girls stopped him saying they didn't want to listen to his records... musical nazism again! Some time after that I tried my luck with a Kurtis Mantronix song(electro with femcee lyrics). Ofcourse they didn't like it and they said that I should play manic street preachers or something... however I didn't bend to their wishes and insisted on playing this song. And we did listen the whole song before these fuckos put their shit on. These 2 annoying girls and this one guy even danced on a table after that: "yeah this song is so good! Jorma come closer to me and hold me tight!". I was pissed off. When some of my friends had found a gold lacquered plastic cerub I knew what I wanted to do with it. I threw the g'damn thing on these fuckos and tried to hit them in the head but unfortunately I missed. I was too drunk I guess. I hit this guy in the leg and he looked surprised and started pointing his middle finger at me. I replied ofcourse. After that he came to me and said: "you tried to hit me with something, what was it?" and after I told him what it was he asked: "what if it had hit me in the face?" I replied saying "It would have been very cool and funny. Definitely worth a laugh" after that he said: "If it had hit me in the face I would have thrown you out of the window, but it doesen't matter now and u are ok!"... I just laughed at his stupid drunk gay shit.

After that we went to Pekka's place. Not many of us were present... Hannu and Aleksi had left earlier on. We drank little more, chatted and danced to Dj Assault's songs: "Ass and titties! Ass and titties. 2 asses 4 titties!". I woke up there this sunday and the clock was 15.30. Needless to say I was very ill. I had threw up on several occasions(hit the toilet every time). Accompanied by Erkki and a terrible headache we walked to the city centre to purchase some Jaffa and headed home after that.

Now I'm ill chilling safely at home.

yep yep

here is some entertainment for ya:

http://www.djassault.com/gallery/ant.swf

http://www.djassault.com/gallery/yo.swf

these might insult you but they are very funny so why not watch them anyway?

music tips:

Dj Assault -Jefferson Ave: The accelerated funk from the Motown!.

Ill Janne

Go honey! Go!
Hello hello!

I ordered some records from this very cool website: www.stora.de. They sell all sorts of interesting music... Felix Kubin(Gagarin records), Messer Fur Frau Muller, Messerchups, Oleg Kostrow, Puyopuyo and even some cd's that were made with a gameboy and a nanoloop software. I strongly recommend visiting their site. 1 + side is that they agree for cash on payment:)

We went to see "Once upon a time in Mexico". Yes it sucked kinda alot... but there were some nice things: Salma Hayek, That other hot mama, some car chase(bike?) sequences, nicely choreographed fighting, ok soundtrack especially that "Pistolero!"-song and Johnny Depp(he never disappoints!).

I saw "Master and Commander..." too. I liked it. The actors were ok and all but what I liked most was that they didn't focus on the individual persons too much... they focused on the sea, the ship and the battles they waged against the french ship Acheron. It felt pretty real and I liked the fact that the director had given some attention to little details too. Definitely worth seeing if you happen to like sea, sailing and ships... If you are looking for classic romance(between man and woman that is), pointless action or slapstick comedy don't choose this one.

...

music tips:

Puyopuyo, Little in Japan(great Japan influenced glitch/experimental electronic music that is surprisingly easy to enjoy)

Oleg Kostrow, Lego for 4(the keyboardist/programmer from MFFM. He has done soundscores for several theatre plays)

Felix Kubin, Helgoland, Groenland Orchester, Brezel Goering etc. Psykoscifipoppia(Kubin and his label mates... there are no bad tracks on this album!)

Messerchups, Vamp Babes(Oleg Gitarkin ? of MFFM at his best. It includes the song "Go Satan Go!")

nuff said

vi ses

Ill Chilling by the pool with a martini glass and a cuban cigar Janne

They shot him down!
Hello hello...

Ill fated was my gang BGF.

We played "The Purge" scenario and it went pretty well. After that I met Hannu's pirates in a bloody confrontation called a "Gang fight". That was yesterday. It sure was bloody... I ended up botling out after Hannu had shot 4 of my gangers "out of action" and another 4 "down". I caused some damage too: My boss Suma single handedly delivered 4 of his gangers out of action. My flamer guy Gangster Brown and my squat Termite were also lethal. Ok, then we resolved the injuries: for Hannu's gangers only some minor injuries but what would faith have in store for me? Well... Suma died.

Ain't cool at all.

Then again... maybe he had it coming.

Thug Life.

Aleksi is having his graduation party today. Congratulations!

well see yall

Ill fated Janne

Triangle, The Devil And A Point
Nicetameetcha!

Man this is frustrating... I'm typing this with a very old laptop that is just barely working.

We(Aleksi and me) saw Aavikko and Messer Fur Frau Muller perform yesterday at Tavastia. Great gig! It has been over a year since I last saw Aavikko and this was the first time I saw mffm(I saw Messer Chups last year?!). I bought Their new cd which is called "Triangle, The Devil And A Point": Killer material! This band is really one of kind... Mixing surf, ska, exotica and 50/60's b-movie sampledelica.

Too bad I didn't have more money with me. I would have probably purchased several of their(all side projects included) records.

A little hint to anyone living in the Turku area: Aavikko and MFFM have a gig there this thursday, at a club called Klubi.

I'm hooked up on my GBA. I'm playing Final Fantasy Tactics.

I had my PS2 modded... Now I am able to play U.S import games kinda cool huh?

We are gonna play a "Purge" Necromunda scenario tomorrow. I'm gonna side up with Hannu and His Pirate posse and we are gonna erase some zombies(yaiks!).

Games, games and more games! When will I get bored of all this? Dunno...

yes yes

nuff(too much u say?) said

Ill Janne

Ill Janne turned 20!
Hello hello!

I haven't written anything for a while...

I've been very busy with my B-day and all that...

Now I'm finally 20!
Yei!

I don't feel different at all.

My Roaring 20's party was a success. There were about 16 of my friends(their avecs included) present. We had lots of good food, some wine, glogia... I think that people even liked the show numbers: Adult version of "Fishing", "Draw victim outlines" and Pi?ata... but the most amazing number was Empa's dance performance! "You were fabulous, darling!" I was surprised by how many had dressed accordingly to the theme. Thank you for putting some effort into it!

For all the participators: Thank you!

It is always nice to see people enjoy themselves... Warms my heart.

I'm gonna put some photos here when I get them back from Anttila and have them scanned.

I played my first Necromunda ES-campaign game with my gang Black Guerrilla Family. It was against some Scavvies and I won(Burn scavvy! Burn!). I hope my win streak doesen't end too soon.

On saturday We were supposed to see Goldie play but he had cancelled the gig because of some health problems(cocaine anyone?!). We ended up seeing Cleaning Women which was great! Haven't seen them in a while. I love that brutal drum sound!

Aavikko and Messer Chups perform today: kakkoii!

Music tips:

Gonzalez: "Presidential suite"
Django Reinhardt
Kill Bill's soundtrack especially that one track by Tomoyasu Hotei.

Until next time!

see ya

Ill now 20 Janne

Bite me!
Hello all mellow cats!

Done testing...

Lemme see... First they put all these sensors all over my body. I even had to wear this wire hat and they injected some gel on my head... which is still stuck in my hair. Then they monitored me in a relaxed neutral state. After that the real test began: First was Tetris... 3 times 5 minutes 1. practice round 2. first real round with average difficulty 3. second round with harder difficulty. The next game was Super Monkey Ball. Third one was Monkey bowling and the last one was James Bond Night Fire. The gaming console used was Nintendo Game Cube.

How did I score? Not very good... I think I won't be the worst of all the testees but not the best either.

+ Now I'm 3 movie tickets richer:)

- that gel

By the way: I saw "Underworld". I was surprised by how good it was. Definitely one of the better movies of the genre. Vampires(dressed in latex and leather ofcourse!) fighting with Lycans(werewolves). Check it out!

See yall

Ill will Janne

Test Animal
Hello Hello!

I met Petteri yesterday. I haven't seen him in a while(1 year?). I originally met this guy at the civil sevice center in Lapinjarvi. He is a SW fanboy and plays rpg's too. He showed me his dwelling place in Munkkivuori.

What else...

Oh yeah!

I'm gonna participate in this scientific experiment, as a test person. It is about video games... I will play for 4 hours and they will monitor my heart rate, brain activity and the movements of my facial muscles. It means that I'll be covered in wires.
Now you are asking "why would anyone wanna do this?" My answer is simple: 1. it sounds interesting and 2. I'll get 3 movie tickets for doing this. This experiment will take place tomorrow so I'll tell you more then(If I can... I might have sworn secrecy by then).

see yall

Ill Janne

I finally got my pay check:)
Yeah that's right and it is almost gone now.

I bought a Nintendo Gamecube... It is so cool! I have Zelda, Mario and Soul Calibur.

I saw The Herbaliser 4 deck show yesterday. It was dope, even though they played some pop-hiphop too... I was there with Empa and Aleksi. We(Empa et moi) were supposed to catch a night bus from Hakaniemi, but the driver didn't let anyone in... It wasn't even full. So we ended up walking to Empa's place in Hermanni. I spent the night there... nice crib.

Now I'm playing Super Mario Sunshine at my friend's place(1 floor down from our apartment).

I saw Hannu's crib too. We watched japanese tv-commercials, music videos and also Delicatessen.

I envisioned some interesting entertainment for my b-day. It's top secret... well I'll tell you something: Blindfold and a fishing rod. Sounds crazy but actually it's pretty sane + funny.

see ya

Ill Janne

My money-box is empty...
Jep ei oo fyrkkaa.

Vein tanaan verokorttini Ursaan ja mulle kerrottiin, etta saan rahaa ilmeisesti puolessa valissa kuuta. Alkaa tulla pahat viekkarit, ku en oo kayny levykaupassa pitkaan aikaan.

Jos nyt saan toita Ruotsista aloitan ne tossa Joulukuun alussa... Ei tuu kyl kauheesti kotia ikava... No ehka ihan pikku riikkisen.

Kavin tanaan katsomassa LXG:n. Ihan hupaisa leffa, mutta siina oli koko ajan sellainen fiilis, etta milloin taa oikeestaan alkaa? Suosittelen tutustumaan sarjakuvaan, jos ette sita jo ole tehneet... Aivan loistava! Klassikko-kamaa!

Ei tunnu yhtaan marraskuulta... mistakohan johtuu?

Kavin viime la(?) kaupungilla ja huomasin, etta kauppoihin on jo tullu kaikki joulu-tilpehoori(suklaakonvehteja yms). Jotenkin ahdistavaa, mutta toisaalta se tarkoittaa myos sita, etta kohta saa glogia ja pipareita:)

Kerhossa oli tanaan 3 kersaa. No ei ainakaan tarvii hankkia Tuuraajaa sit ku mahdollisesti lahden.

Aloitan huomenna pi?atan valmistuksen. Hain liisterinkin.

jep jep

Ill Janne

Tikulla silmaan!
Hello hello!

Man, it sure was a long weekend... I was working at the Space 2003 fair(at kaapeli) here in HKI. 26 hours of work. The first day was easy because there weren't that many visitors. Saturday was very hectic and sunday... well I don't say anything about that day. I don't like working with people who are jumpy, nervous and hyper 24h/d and my legs are still sore because of all that standing... My "friends" who were working at the muksu-nurkka were very pissed off at me because they were doing it for free and I got paid 9.4euros/h. Well I guess I would have behaved the same way... or not. I also noticed that there were mostly just pairs/families there. I guess it is common to go to a fair/exhibition with your companion.

Customer service smile. Yeah I know the purpose and the meaning of that but still you don't see me smiling that smile... in fact you don't see me smiling that often anywhere. You see I don't think that there are that many things to be smiling about. When you do see me smiling you can be sure that it is for real, not a fake grin that you see in the ads(you can't inspect my upper jaw gums).

:)

Well anyway I'm glad that it is over now.

I visited the Game on exhibition in Tennispalatsi. Imatran Voima had a nice gig there. It's so cool! For just 6 euros you can play all you want: Arcade games, video consoles, hand held games and even pachinko.

intermission

... tai tunti turpaan. Such a good finnish saying!

end of intermission

happy b-day to Lotta&Senni! luv ya!

There is this 1 very strange tombstone at the "stone park"(that is the place where they sell those stones): It has an open door and a set of steps that lead to it. There are 3 figures standing in the beginning of the steps... 2 are standing with their backs towards the steps/door and the third one is facing these two. It looks just like a door of a club/baar with 2 bouncers and a customer who tries to get in. I wonder if he'll get in, or not... Who the fuck would like to have a tomb stone like that on their grave?

ok nuff said

see yall

Ill will janne