Ass and Titties!
Hello all yall!

Had a very Hectic weekend...

I spent friday with Aleksi. I visited the "Game on" exhibition for the second time. We spent aproximately 3 and a half hours there playing all sorts of video games... the security had to come and unplug our game when it wasn't over yet:(
After that we went to Pacifico. The place wasn't as packed as it normally is. They were playing the usual records: some old school hipiti hop, soul, funk, newer hiphop and some other shit... generally good shit.
This bar has really become the semi-official "Torkkeli hang out". We immediately recognized ten familiar faces. There was even this one chick who was sitting on the other side of our table... She was giving me the look: "I know ya, do ya recognize me?". She had studied in Torkkeli but I didn't know who she was or what was her name... We talked about some regular chitchat-shit and Aleksi showed her some of his bar tricks(not that one where he puts a nail in his nose... that's seriously distastefull). She wasn't much of a company so we focused on drinkin our Sangrias/sols.

Hannu had his "tuparit" on Saturday. We bought him a Transformers poster and a Batman postcard. We seriously tried to find a chick poster for him but we didn't find anything suitable so we settled for this one. Hannu and Aleksi played the DanceDance psone game while Hannu's cousin(can't remember her name but liked her alot) and I downed drinks and laughed at the two. After 2 hours more people finally arrived... including Elmeri, Erkki and Pekka(also former Torkkeli posse). We talked shit and listened to music. I had downed a whole bottle(3.75 dl?)of bacardi and 2 dl of gin before we left the place and headed to the centre of the city... needless to say I was very drunk.
We were supposed to go to Vanha(Club Kajal eighties hit songs... seriously scary shit) but we ended up going to the "new university student's house". This was the second time I was there without being ivited. The music was pretty horrible(steady beat booming techno) and the people there were even worse but the beer was cheap! 1.5 euros/bottle. So we drank little more and continued to talk (good)shit.
We were sitting in this side room where they had their own refrigerator full of beer and a tiny ghetto blaster that was playing some horrible suomi rock shit. Elmeri tried to put a RJD2 cd playing but these ugly hill billy girls stopped him saying they didn't want to listen to his records... musical nazism again! Some time after that I tried my luck with a Kurtis Mantronix song(electro with femcee lyrics). Ofcourse they didn't like it and they said that I should play manic street preachers or something... however I didn't bend to their wishes and insisted on playing this song. And we did listen the whole song before these fuckos put their shit on. These 2 annoying girls and this one guy even danced on a table after that: "yeah this song is so good! Jorma come closer to me and hold me tight!". I was pissed off. When some of my friends had found a gold lacquered plastic cerub I knew what I wanted to do with it. I threw the g'damn thing on these fuckos and tried to hit them in the head but unfortunately I missed. I was too drunk I guess. I hit this guy in the leg and he looked surprised and started pointing his middle finger at me. I replied ofcourse. After that he came to me and said: "you tried to hit me with something, what was it?" and after I told him what it was he asked: "what if it had hit me in the face?" I replied saying "It would have been very cool and funny. Definitely worth a laugh" after that he said: "If it had hit me in the face I would have thrown you out of the window, but it doesen't matter now and u are ok!"... I just laughed at his stupid drunk gay shit.

After that we went to Pekka's place. Not many of us were present... Hannu and Aleksi had left earlier on. We drank little more, chatted and danced to Dj Assault's songs: "Ass and titties! Ass and titties. 2 asses 4 titties!". I woke up there this sunday and the clock was 15.30. Needless to say I was very ill. I had threw up on several occasions(hit the toilet every time). Accompanied by Erkki and a terrible headache we walked to the city centre to purchase some Jaffa and headed home after that.

Now I'm ill chilling safely at home.

yep yep

here is some entertainment for ya:

http://www.djassault.com/gallery/ant.swf

http://www.djassault.com/gallery/yo.swf

these might insult you but they are very funny so why not watch them anyway?

music tips:

Dj Assault -Jefferson Ave: The accelerated funk from the Motown!.

Ill Janne