There are merely the Antics Of PMs I have. It's too amusing not to share.
He Just Can't Get Enough Of Me...
hockeyman33002: i bet u want me huh?
paradoxical_whore: who told you?
hockeyman33002: lucky guess
hockeyman33002: guess what
paradoxical_whore: what?
hockeyman33002: i build something for all my slaves
paradoxical_whore: what's that?
paradoxical_whore: an igloo?
paradoxical_whore: i've always wanted an igloo
hockeyman33002: a dongune
paradoxical_whore: a what?
hockeyman33002: i place to punish all my slaves
hockeyman33002: a place
paradoxical_whore: oh, do i get my own seperate "dongune?"
hockeyman33002: i build seprate rooms to it
paradoxical_whore: are you building this is real life?
hockeyman33002: yes
hockeyman33002: but on here it is done
paradoxical_whore: nice
paradoxical_whore: what's it look like?
hockeyman33002: it is dark
hockeyman33002: very acnient looking
paradoxical_whore: what else?
hockeyman33002: it has a lot of toture divices
paradoxical_whore: ohhhh, like what?
hockeyman33002: a bed of nails
paradoxical_whore: what else?
hockeyman33002: a body streacher
paradoxical_whore: what else?
hockeyman33002: a pit
hockeyman33002: with something in it
paradoxical_whore: what's in it?
paradoxical_whore: a walrus?
hockeyman33002: no
paradoxical_whore: a kangaroo?
hockeyman33002: what do u fear the most
paradoxical_whore: you
hockeyman33002: besides me?
paradoxical_whore: nothing else
paradoxical_whore: well, penguins are kinda creepy
hockeyman33002: i am not telling u whats in there
paradoxical_whore: why not?
hockeyman33002: it is a suprise
paradoxical_whore: why?
hockeyman33002: i want it to be
paradoxical_whore: but i dont
paradoxical_whore: please dont put penguins in it
hockeyman33002: it ranges from killer bees to acid
hockeyman33002: and other suprises
paradoxical_whore: just please, no penguins
hockeyman33002: go lay on the bed of nails slave
paradoxical_whore: that's gonna hurt
hockeyman33002: i kno
paradoxical_whore: ok ok
paradoxical_whore: *lays in the bed of nails*
hockeyman33002: now what should i do
hockeyman33002: eat my slave out or fuck her
paradoxical_whore: what do you want to do?
hockeyman33002: i am letting u pick
paradoxical_whore: eat me out
hockeyman33002: ok
hockeyman33002: i start to eat u out
paradoxical_whore: careful you might stab your jaw on a nail
hockeyman33002: i wont
paradoxical_whore: good
hockeyman33002: i take my tongue out of ur pussy
paradoxical_whore: whoa whoa whoa there buddy
paradoxical_whore: dont stop
hockeyman33002: i stick my tongue out and reveal a tongue ring
hockeyman33002: do u kno what kind this is?
paradoxical_whore: no
hockeyman33002: it is one thats going to make u cum a lot for me
paradoxical_whore: sweet
hockeyman33002: it is a virbrationg one
paradoxical_whore: hot damn
hockeyman33002: kiss me to turn it on
paradoxical_whore: what?
hockeyman33002: it is a weird one
paradoxical_whore: ummm...kiss my clit and turn it on
hockeyman33002: it needs someone to hit it with their tongue to turn it on
paradoxical_whore: press it to my clit to turn that shit on
hockeyman33002: ok
hockeyman33002: it turns on
paradoxical_whore: yeah
hockeyman33002: i slide my tongue back in ur pussy
paradoxical_whore: mmmmmmm oh yes oh yes oh yes
hockeyman33002: how does it feel
paradoxical_whore: stop talking and lick bitch
hockeyman33002: licking ur clit and moving around so i am on top of u
paradoxical_whore: wtf?
hockeyman33002: do u not want to suck my cock as well?
paradoxical_whore: no
hockeyman33002: y not?
paradoxical_whore: that shit is nasty
hockeyman33002: i have an idea
hockeyman33002: y dont u be the master?
paradoxical_whore: what?
hockeyman33002: u be my master?
paradoxical_whore: ummm....ok
hockeyman33002: do u want me as a temp or perm slave mistress?
paradoxical_whore: temp
hockeyman33002: yes mistress
hockeyman33002: i am here to serve u mistress
paradoxical_whore: *throws you into the pit with a bunch of fags*
hockeyman33002: now what mistress
hockeyman33002: mistress dont leave me?
paradoxical_whore: *covers the pit with a black tarp*
hockeyman33002: plz tell me what u want me to do mistress?
paradoxical_whore: *throws a gag down* put this on bitch
hockeyman33002: yes mistress
hockeyman33002: puts the gag on
paradoxical_whore: *re-covers the pit*
hockeyman33002: trys to say now what but can only say mhhmhm
paradoxical_whore: *throws some lube down to the other gay guys in the pit with you*
hockeyman33002: thinks ooh no she wants the gay guys to fuck me
paradoxical_whore: bend over bitch
hockeyman33002: so many cocks
hockeyman33002: who is going to try first
paradoxical_whore: tell me what's happening down there you sissy bitch
hockeyman33002: i cant u have the gag on me mistress
paradoxical_whore: you seem to be talking with it on!
hockeyman33002: i was thinking that
paradoxical_whore: so, tell me what's happening down there
hockeyman33002: shall he take if off one of the gy guys says
paradoxical_whore: sure
hockeyman33002: holy shit i am being fucked up the ass
paradoxical_whore: details bitch, details
hockeyman33002: it hurts so much mistress
hockeyman33002: plz tell them to stop
paradoxical_whore: nah, tell me how much you like it
hockeyman33002: i dont like it at all mistress
paradoxical_whore: i didn't say tell me that
hockeyman33002: do u want me to like it mistress?
paradoxical_whore: obviously
hockeyman33002: well its starting to feel nice
hockeyman33002: is mistress there
paradoxical_whore: yes
hockeyman33002: its starting to fell nice
hockeyman33002: plz may i have mistress to myslef now?
paradoxical_whore: no
hockeyman33002: y not?
paradoxical_whore: why should you?
hockeyman33002: b/c mistress can do anything she wants to me
paradoxical_whore: yeah, then go find one
hockeyman33002: r u disowning me as ur slave?
paradoxical_whore: yeah, you're kinda worthless
hockeyman33002: plz mistress dont disown me
paradoxical_whore: too late
afrigginguy: hi
afrigginguy: i have a question
paradoxical_whore: we all have questions
afrigginguy: does size really matter to girls?
paradoxical_whore: yes
afrigginguy: oh
afrigginguy: what's the smallest you've seen
paradoxical_whore: 1 1/2 inches
afrigginguy: hard or soft?
paradoxical_whore: hard
afrigginguy: how old was he?
paradoxical_whore: 42
afrigginguy: oh ok
afrigginguy: well i'm bigger than that
afrigginguy: how big are most?
paradoxical_whore: 11 inches
afrigginguy: i heard 6 is average
paradoxical_whore: someone lied to you
afrigginguy: 11 is huge
paradoxical_whore: no, it's average
paradoxical_whore: i've never been with anyone under 11 inches
afrigginguy: i'm alot less than that
afrigginguy: you said there was a guy with 1.5
paradoxical_whore: then, you've obviously got a small cock
paradoxical_whore: i was't with him
afrigginguy: what other sizes have you seen
paradoxical_whore: that's it
afrigginguy: oh
afrigginguy: does race or height have to do with size?
paradoxical_whore: nope
afrigginguy: oh
afrigginguy: how big are most guys when they're penis stops growing?
paradoxical_whore: you mean how old?
afrigginguy: yeah
paradoxical_whore: 12
afrigginguy: oh
afrigginguy: so most 12 year olds have 11 inches?
paradoxical_whore: yes
afrigginguy: how big are they soft?
paradoxical_whore: 6 inches
afrigginguy: i'm 2 inches soft
paradoxical_whore: you're fucking tiny
paradoxical_whore: shit
afrigginguy: it's bigger hard though
paradoxical_whore: you probably cant even get it in, can you?
afrigginguy: i can
afrigginguy: it's 4.5 hard
afrigginguy: thats more than enough
paradoxical_whore: 4.5? holy shit....that's smaller than most guys
afrigginguy: how big are most guys really?
paradoxical_whore: hell, i've seen babies born with bigger cocks
paradoxical_whore: seriously, 11 inches
afrigginguy: i really dont' think so
paradoxical_whore: i really KNOW so
afrigginguy: i've seen guys in the showers at the gym and they're not 6 inches soft
paradoxical_whore: are you gay? checking out other cocks in the shower
afrigginguy: no
paradoxical_whore: i mean, it's ok if your are, fag.
afrigginguy: can't help what you see
afrigginguy: no
afrigginguy: i like girls
paradoxical_whore: sure, fag.
afrigginguy: i heard girls like to suck smaller ones
paradoxical_whore: that's bullshit
afrigginguy: they can fit in all in their mouth
paradoxical_whore: it's not fun if it all fits
afrigginguy: the girls i've been with have liked it
afrigginguy: and it's just long enough to hit the g spot
paradoxical_whore: you mean guys
afrigginguy: huh?
afrigginguy: no
paradoxical_whore: it's ok, fag.
afrigginguy: would you do anythign with a guy my size
paradoxical_whore: hell no
afrigginguy: oh
afrigginguy: not even jerk me off?
paradoxical_whore: it's like fucking a toothpick, pointless.
afrigginguy: it's not that skinny
paradoxical_whore: i'd need tweezers
afrigginguy: what if i ate you out first
afrigginguy: i'm really good at it
paradoxical_whore: dude, no
paradoxical_whore: your tongue is bigger than your cock
paradoxical_whore: i bet
afrigginguy: it's not
paradoxical_whore: dont lie, fag.
afrigginguy: maybe when it's soft
afrigginguy: but not hard
afrigginguy: and i can last a really long time
afrigginguy: and get it up alot
paradoxical_whore: ok, toothpick fag, whatever you say
afrigginguy: a toothpick is alot smaller than my dick
paradoxical_whore: sure
afrigginguy: what if it was dark adn you couldn't tell i was small
paradoxical_whore: it'd just be like we were hugging, i wouldn't be able to feel you at all.
afrigginguy: i think you would
paradoxical_whore: no
afrigginguy: do you have big breasts?
paradoxical_whore: my nipples are probably bigger than your cock.
afrigginguy: how big are they
paradoxical_whore: bigger than your baby cock
afrigginguy: it's a full grown man cock
paradoxical_whore: bullshit
afrigginguy: seriously
paradoxical_whore: i am
afrigginguy: i'm not that tall
afrigginguy: maybe that's why
afrigginguy: and i'm asian
afrigginguy: i heard we're smaller
paradoxical_whore: it's ok fag, really, maybe a midget will want you.
afrigginguy: short girls might like it
paradoxical_whore: yes, a pygmie
afrigginguy: how tal are you
paradoxical_whore: i'm not a pygmie
afrigginguy: i bet you'd like it if you felt it
paradoxical_whore: keyword, "if" i doubt i would when you claimed to be in
afrigginguy: it has a good curve
paradoxical_whore: so, now you have a DEFORMED minature cock?
afrigginguy: no
afrigginguy: it points up so it hits the g-spot
paradoxical_whore: ok deformed mini fag
afrigginguy: g2g
paradoxical_whore: bye deformed mini fag
vahiti: you like to roleplay?
paradoxical_whore: yeah
vahiti: what roles do you like
paradoxical_whore: doesnt matter
paradoxical_whore: you?
vahiti: how about babysitter/kid, bro/sis, cousins, cop/ranway, dad/daughter, farmer's daughter/farm animals, granddad/granddaughter, jock/cheerleader, neighbors, teacher/student, uncle/niece, or any variation on those?
paradoxical_whore: sure
paradoxical_whore: what one do you want to use?
vahiti: which do you think would turn you on most?
paradoxical_whore: which ever one works for you
vahiti: bro/sis, babysitter/kid, granddad/granddaughter, which would you like more?
paradoxical_whore: babysitter kid
vahiti: how old will you be in this?
paradoxical_whore: how old do you want me to be?
vahiti: 10-13 (anything over 13 shouldn't need a sitter)
vahiti: unless you want to be the sitter and I'm the parent?
paradoxical_whore: my sister did
paradoxical_whore: she was retarded though
vahiti: lol
paradoxical_whore: its' not funny
vahiti: oh, like she seriously had something like downs syndrome...I thought you were just making fun of your sister....
paradoxical_whore: no, seriously.
paradoxical_whore: thanks
vahiti: sorry...
paradoxical_whore: yeah, she passed away
vahiti: I didn't mean to offend you...
vahiti: aww.....I'm sorry to hear that...
paradoxical_whore: the first time we left her alone without a babysitter actually
vahiti: what happened?
paradoxical_whore: she always had a fascination with blenders...
paradoxical_whore: and she stuck her hand in it
paradoxical_whore: and bled to death...
vahiti: and bled to death after turning it on?
paradoxical_whore: yes
vahiti: yeah....I'm sorry to hear that
paradoxical_whore: me too
paradoxical_whore: the kitchen was hella messy
vahiti: I bet....
paradoxical_whore: yeah, there were bits of her hand everywhere, it was really disgusting
vahiti: I can imagine....
paradoxical_whore: so, how old do you want me to be?
vahiti: depends, do you want to be the kid and me the sitter, or do you want to be the sitter and me the dad/older bro?
paradoxical_whore: i'll be the kid
paradoxical_whore: and no family shit
vahiti: ok, 10-14
vahiti: ok
paradoxical_whore: which one?
vahiti: 10-14, up to you
paradoxical_whore: ok, 12
vahiti: alright, concentual or rpae?
paradoxical_whore: either or
vahiti: *rape (typo)
vahiti: concentual then?
paradoxical_whore: ok
vahiti: what will you be weairng in this?
paradoxical_whore: a lobster bib, golashes, and diapers
vahiti: shirt or anything?
paradoxical_whore: my bib
vahiti: ok, what do you want me to call you in this?
paradoxical_whore: bitch slut cracker
vahiti: you want to be slutty in this?
paradoxical_whore: yeah
vahiti: ok, you want me to start?
paradoxical_whore: tell me what to do
vahiti: ok, anything else you want me to do?
paradoxical_whore: just tell me what to do
vahiti: ok
vahiti: *walks into the living room after I say goodbye to you parents, sees you sitting on the couch in your diaper and bib* aren't you a little old for those you silly little cracker bitch slut?
paradoxical_whore: no, sometimes i pee on myself
vahiti: *smirks* well, why the bib then?
paradoxical_whore: i drool too
vahiti: well, how about you take off your diaper....you shouldn't need it....
paradoxical_whore: i might piss everywhere
vahiti: then you'll just be cleaning it up...
paradoxical_whore: ok
vahiti: now, do what I told you cracker bitch slut, take off the diaper...
paradoxical_whore: will you take it off? i'm scared too
vahiti: *runs my hand down along your body, carressing your skin, unstraps the sides and lets them fall to the floor*
paradoxical_whore: that was hot
vahiti: *smiles to you* you're a sexy little slut, aren't you? *kisses your lips gently*
paradoxical_whore: yeah i am
paradoxical_whore: shit, i'm peeing everywhere
paradoxical_whore: sorry, i pee when i get excited
vahiti: *looks down as you piss all over your legs and the floor* well, like I told you. you're gonna have to clean it....now get on your hands and knees like the little cracker bitch slut you are...
paradoxical_whore: it'd be really hot if you licked it up
vahiti: I was going to have you do that actually....I was thinking more or less the same thing....*rubs your bare ass*
paradoxical_whore: yeah, so get to it buddy
vahiti: now, be a good little bitch and lick up your little mess....
paradoxical_whore: i said it'd be hot if you licked it up
vahiti: nd I thought it would be hot if you did....so get on your hands and knees and lick it up....
vahiti: *(did you want me to end up licking it up, or force you to do it, or work a compromise?)*
paradoxical_whore: ummm
paradoxical_whore: i dont know
vahiti: *takes you and forces you down onto your hands and knees, starts to rub your face agains the carpet when your piss landed* be a good little cracker bitch slut and lick it all up....
paradoxical_whore: whoa whoa whoa now buddy
paradoxical_whore: that's a little rough
vahiti: alright, *lets go of you and starts to rub your ass cheeks and pussy lips, you're still on your knees* gonna be a good little slut for me?
paradoxical_whore: are you gonna lick that shit up or not?
vahiti: *smiles to you* I'll make you a deal....
paradoxical_whore: what?
vahiti: I'll lick your piss off of you if you lick it off the floor...
paradoxical_whore: no, i'll lick my legs and you lick the floor
vahiti: you can't very well lick yourself all the way up to your pussy now can you...*starts to rub your pussy lips*
paradoxical_whore: yeah i can
paradoxical_whore: i'm really flexiable
vahiti: this I want to see...if you can do that I will lick it off the floor...
paradoxical_whore: *licks her cunt*
paradoxical_whore: see?
vahiti: *smiles, well, go ahead and lick yourself clean...gets down and starts to lick the floor clean*
paradoxical_whore: i'm clean
paradoxical_whore: laughs at you
vahiti: *smiles and starts to lick you up along the legs after I finish licking off the floor* good...
paradoxical_whore: yeah you like that shit, dont you? i ate asparagus last night so it's real smelly
vahiti: *smiles up to you* how about you get down on your back and I show you what I really want?
paradoxical_whore: starts to move and suddenly twists my ankle, falling hard
paradoxical_whore: shit shit shit
vahiti: *rubs your ankle gently* are you alright?
paradoxical_whore: no, it really hurts
vahiti: stay there, I'll get something to wrap ice around it....
paradoxical_whore: thanks
vahiti: *gets a small bag of ice and some bandages, holds the ice against your ankle as I wrap the bandage around it*
paradoxical_whore: thanks
paradoxical_whore: i think it might be broken
vahiti: you want to go see a doctor?
paradoxical_whore: yeah
vahiti: alright *starts to put your diaper back on and your bib as well*
paradoxical_whore: thanks
vahiti: your welcome...*takes you to see a doctor*
paradoxical_whore: *goes into cardiac arrest*
vahiti: *panics a little and gets you to the emergency room while you go into arrest*
paradoxical_whore: *slips into a coma*
vahiti: *lets the doctors take care of you, I just wait*
paradoxical_whore: i need to be someone's slave
paradoxical_whore: can you help me?
hockeyman33002: perm or temp?
paradoxical_whore: temp.
hockeyman33002: y not perm?
paradoxical_whore: do you want perm?
hockeyman33002: yes i do
paradoxical_whore: ok, then i'm perm.
hockeyman33002: add me slave
paradoxical_whore: say what?
hockeyman33002: add me to ur list slave
paradoxical_whore: oh right
hockeyman33002: u will address me as master or sir
paradoxical_whore: yes sir
hockeyman33002: r u naked slave?
paradoxical_whore: yeah
hockeyman33002: do u have a cam?
paradoxical_whore: nah
hockeyman33002: now go over to the bed slave
paradoxical_whore: pimps over to the bed
paradoxical_whore: now what?
hockeyman33002: get on it and spread ur legs
paradoxical_whore: *gets on the bed and spreads my legs*
paradoxical_whore: *falls off*
paradoxical_whore: shit, sorry
hockeyman33002: what slave?
hockeyman33002: whips u hard
paradoxical_whore: what are you hitting me with? i'm trying to pretend in my head
hockeyman33002: ur back
paradoxical_whore: your hitting me with my back?
hockeyman33002: with i whip in ur back
paradoxical_whore: ohh, ok, what color? can it be pink? please
hockeyman33002: y pink?
paradoxical_whore: pink turns me on
paradoxical_whore: and can it have little feathers too?
hockeyman33002: will u change ur profile telling everyone that i am ur master?
paradoxical_whore: later
paradoxical_whore: please, keep hitting me first
hockeyman33002: i will
hockeyman33002: it is pink but no feather
hockeyman33002: s
paradoxical_whore: just one?
hockeyman33002: no feathers
paradoxical_whore: ok, how about just the stem?
paradoxical_whore: seriously, the stem could hurt
paradoxical_whore: it could puncture
hockeyman33002: i am whiping u wit
h the whip that has spikes on it
paradoxical_whore: SHIT! MY EYE! YOU PUT MY EYE OUT!
hockeyman33002: i am still whiping ur back
paradoxical_whore: oh, sorry...
paradoxical_whore: carry on then
paradoxical_whore: OUCH! that hurts!
hockeyman33002: now get on the bed
paradoxical_whore: *pimps up into the bed*
hockeyman33002: dont fall of
paradoxical_whore: i wont
hockeyman33002: u better not
paradoxical_whore: i said i wont, shit...lay off
paradoxical_whore: ok, i'm up here
paradoxical_whore: now what?
paradoxical_whore: HEY! i'm up here, and my legs are spread...now what?
hockeyman33002: i chain u to the bed
paradoxical_whore: good, now i can't fall off
paradoxical_whore: *has an allergic reaction to your cheap ass chains*
paradoxical_whore: can we use real silver?
paradoxical_whore: seriously, though...now what?
paradoxical_whore: i'm getting wet
BUZZ!!!
hockeyman33002: i jump on top of u with a ball and gag
paradoxical_whore: i think you broke a rib
hockeyman33002: i put the ball gag on u and then get a burning candle
paradoxical_whore: *mumble mumble mumble*
hockeyman33002: i pour some hot wax on ur tits
paradoxical_whore: *MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE...drool...*
hockeyman33002: do u like it
paradoxical_whore: *mumble*
hockeyman33002: do u want more slave
paradoxical_whore: *mumble*
hockeyman33002: i have to go for now
paradoxical_whore: no god dammit
hockeyman33002: sorry
paradoxical_whore: you fucking suck
paradoxical_whore: you're no real master
hockeyman33002: then i am taking u off my list
hockeyman33002: bye
hockeyman33002: former slave
paradoxical_whore: score
hockeyman33002: hey
paradoxical_whore: Master!!!!!!
hockeyman33002: ur not mad at me?
paradoxical_whore: nope
hockeyman33002: ok
hockeyman33002: i thought u were
paradoxical_whore: nope
hockeyman33002: so do u want master?
paradoxical_whore: you are my master
hockeyman33002: i kno
hockeyman33002: i am asking do u want me
paradoxical_whore: yes i do
hockeyman33002: u cyber right?
paradoxical_whore: only with you
hockeyman33002: get naked
paradoxical_whore: i am
hockeyman33002: i am naked as wel
hockeyman33002: well
paradoxical_whore: ok
hockeyman33002: i want u to get on ur knees and suck my cock
paradoxical_whore: i broke my knee bone so i cant
paradoxical_whore: i'm sorry
hockeyman33002: then sit on a chair
paradoxical_whore: i wont be on my knees then
hockeyman33002: i kno
paradoxical_whore: and you'll have to stand to the left of me
paradoxical_whore: b/c i have to pt my knee up
hockeyman33002: ok
paradoxical_whore: and how tall are you?
hockeyman33002: 5'"8
paradoxical_whore: you'll have to squat a little
hockeyman33002: ok
paradoxical_whore: well, more like a deep squat
hockeyman33002: i will
paradoxical_whore: good
paradoxical_whore: better yet, could you sit too?
hockeyman33002: i'll sit on the table
paradoxical_whore: no, a chair would be better, i think a table might be too high
hockeyman33002: i sit on a chair in front of u
paradoxical_whore: no, you were right, maybe a table would be better
hockeyman33002: i move to a table
paradoxical_whore: nope, that's still too high
paradoxical_whore: dammit
paradoxical_whore: just squat
paradoxical_whore: maybe that'll work
hockeyman33002: how about u lay on a bed
paradoxical_whore: ok
hockeyman33002: i lay on a bed
paradoxical_whore: *starts to move the bed*
paradoxical_whore: *stops.*
paradoxical_whore: i think you have roaches
paradoxical_whore: GOD DAMN THAT"S A BIG ROACH!
paradoxical_whore: you there?
hockeyman33002: yes
hockeyman33002: come to the bed slave
paradoxical_whore: kill that shit!
paradoxical_whore: dude, not till you get your roach problem under control
hockeyman33002: i kill all the roaches
paradoxical_whore: ok
hockeyman33002: now u going to come to the bed?
paradoxical_whore: yeah, can you clean up the roach bodies first? they are kinda gross looking
hockeyman33002: i sweep up and throw out all the roach bodies
paradoxical_whore: thanks
paradoxical_whore: *climbs up into the bed*
hockeyman33002: now suck my cock
paradoxical_whore: i cant...you're laying down
hockeyman33002: shall i just fuck u then?
paradoxical_whore: sure
hockeyman33002: i lay u down on the bed and put ur legs on my shoulders
paradoxical_whore: whoa...my knees broken
paradoxical_whore: remember?
hockeyman33002: i place them gently
paradoxical_whore: thanks
hockeyman33002: i then put my cock in ur ass
paradoxical_whore: WHOA...no no no
paradoxical_whore: you said fuck me..not fuck my ass
paradoxical_whore: and i have the runs today
hockeyman33002: so u want me to pussy fuck u?
paradoxical_whore: not now! your cock is covered in shit
paradoxical_whore: you left me?
hockeyman33002: i wash my cock off
hockeyman33002: now do u want me to fuck ur pussy?
paradoxical_whore: umm...sure
hockeyman33002: i slide my cock in ur pussy
paradoxical_whore: are you in yet?
hockeyman33002: yes
paradoxical_whore: oh sorry, couldnt feel you
hockeyman33002: i dont think this is working out between us
paradoxical_whore: why not? you're my soul mate.
hockeyman33002: it just doesnt seem to be working out
paradoxical_whore: why not?
hockeyman33002: i dont seem to be getting my way as ur master
paradoxical_whore: yes you are
paradoxical_whore: seriously though i thought we were going to get married
hockeyman33002: i am releasing u as my slave
paradoxical_whore: dude, no
paradoxical_whore: you cant
hockeyman33002: y not?
paradoxical_whore: b/c i'm your slave, dipshit
hockeyman33002: i have released u tho
paradoxical_whore: no you havent
paradoxical_whore: seriously
paradoxical_whore: fuck it, i'm through with you.
nemesis_2001au: hi
paradoxical_whore: yes?
nemesis_2001au: give me head
paradoxical_whore: i cant
nemesis_2001au: online head
paradoxical_whore: i cant
nemesis_2001au: y not
paradoxical_whore: my mouth doesn't open
nemesis_2001au: y
paradoxical_whore: i was born that way
nemesis_2001au: use ur hands then
paradoxical_whore: i'm a quadrapelegic
nemesis_2001au: pussy
paradoxical_whore: what about it?
nemesis_2001au: i slide my cock in
paradoxical_whore: i have an allergic reaction to the condom you are using
nemesis_2001au: im not using one
paradoxical_whore: are you trying to get me pregnant? do you want to pay child support?
nemesis_2001au: i start fuckin u harder
paradoxical_whore: i vomit
nemesis_2001au: ur mouth cant open
paradoxical_whore: i vomited out of my nose
paradoxical_whore: it's horrible, but i do.
nemesis_2001au: i continue fucking u
paradoxical_whore: my nose starts to bleed from the vomit acid and i get puke and blood on you
nemesis_2001au: oh yeah baby mmm
paradoxical_whore: are you in me yet? i cant feel it
paradoxical_whore: but that might be because i lost feeling after my sex transplant
nemesis_2001au: dosnt bother me
nemesis_2001au: oh yeah baby mmm
paradoxical_whore: you like that i use to be a man?
paradoxical_whore: fag
nemesis_2001au: its a pussy i fuck it
paradoxical_whore: well, not really i still have testicles
nemesis_2001au: i pull my cock out and cum on ur face
paradoxical_whore: that's the last part of my surgery
nemesis_2001au: oh yeah baby ur good
paradoxical_whore: i like it when you rub my testicles
nemesis_2001au: im bi
paradoxical_whore: well, that's good then.
nemesis_2001au: u were great bye
paradoxical_whore: dont leave me lover
paradoxical_whore: i need you
nemesis_2001au: mabey
nemesis_2001au: find a way to give me head
paradoxical_whore: i dont know how too
nemesis_2001au: or lose testicals
paradoxical_whore: you could try my ear
nemesis_2001au: bye
paradoxical_whore: what's wrong with my ear?
nemesis_2001au: to loose
paradoxical_whore: my earwhole is very tight, or you are just that small
nemesis_2001au: na u have no brain so lots of room in there
paradoxical_whore: not the hole part
nemesis_2001au: im not gettning any feeling
paradoxical_whore: no feeling? what do you mean? is the connection not there for you?
paradoxical_whore: i thought you were the one for me!
nemesis_2001au: mabey
paradoxical_whore: maybe? you are!
nemesis_2001au: u didnt enjoy the fuck so wouldnt work
paradoxical_whore: i will enjoy it next time
nemesis_2001au: to late now
nemesis_2001au: and ur paraplegic and such i would be no help
paradoxical_whore: just one more time, we're meant to be...i can feel it
nemesis_2001au: quad im sorry
paradoxical_whore: awe, you've developed an affectionate nick name for me
paradoxical_whore: that's so sweet
nemesis_2001au: if u could move limbs or somthing and lose testicals i will thnk about it
paradoxical_whore: i dont have limbs to move..they just aren't there. and i told you that my testicles were going in my next operation. why can't you love me for me?
nemesis_2001au: i just did before
nemesis_2001au: but u didnt enjoy it so i know when im not needed
paradoxical_whore: not sexual love...emotional...give me what i give you.
paradoxical_whore: please...you just took my virginity
nemesis_2001au: u give me vomit and blood on shirt i dont need that
paradoxical_whore: i cant help it....i'm probably pregnant with your child now
nemesis_2001au: i cummed on u not in u
paradoxical_whore: yeah, but it dripped into my cunt
nemesis_2001au: was in ur hair
nemesis_2001au: i made sure u was safe
paradoxical_whore: it dripped, i have long hair....trust me, i know
nemesis_2001au: dont worry i made sure u didnt
paradoxical_whore: i need you
paradoxical_whore: dont go
nemesis_2001au: y
paradoxical_whore: you complete me, i've never felt like this before
nemesis_2001au: i slide my cock back in
paradoxical_whore: can we just talk?
nemesis_2001au: never mind
paradoxical_whore: what?
nemesis_2001au: ill go
paradoxical_whore: no, id ont want that!
paradoxical_whore: i need you
nemesis_2001au: and since ur chat name has whore in it i dont feel i can trust u around other men
paradoxical_whore: i'll try not too
paradoxical_whore: it just makes me feel good about myself
nemesis_2001au: how?
nemesis_2001au: i start fucking u again
paradoxical_whore: well, since i dont have arms and legs and my mouth doesn't open...it's hard to feel pretty.
nemesis_2001au: mmmmmm
paradoxical_whore: it huts
paradoxical_whore: hurts*
nemesis_2001au: i go harder
nemesis_2001au: oh yeh baby
paradoxical_whore: I SAID IT HURTS DAMMIT!
nemesis_2001au: i slide back out
paradoxical_whore: when are we getting married? and we'll need to meet offline relatively soon.
nemesis_2001au: bye
nemesis_2001au: was fun to start off with thought mabey u would give up the act but u didnt
nemesis_2001au: goodbye quad
paradoxical_whore: it's not an act
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