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Nipples' Stats

Weapons

Spiked fingers: on thumbs and pointer fingers, for maximum squeeze potential.

Sharp scissors: used for stabing and cutting off nipples: )

Whip: black slender whip used for kinky pleasure and for causing others pain when needed.

Cheap cologne: used for "setting the mood" and also for spraying in enemies eyes.

Lightning rod: a slender rod that conducts and shoots lightning. Used for damaging enemies and for some kinky ladies;)

Moves

Purple Nurple: a very quick attack in which I lunge at one's nipples and squeeze with all my power while using my Finger spikes, of course. 175-200HP, X2 for females
Pimp slap: a quick backhand done in an attempt to piss off the opponet. 50-100HP
Cologne spray: Cheap cologne sprayed in enemies eyes. 75HP, Blinds enemy for 1 turn
Nip snip: cuts off opponents nipples using Sharp Scissors. 200HP for each nipple
Stab: uses Sharp Scissors to stab enemy. 100-200HP
Whip lash: I whip/spank enemy with my black smooth Whip until skin is red. 150HP, major skin irritation.
Whip trip: I throw my Whip at enemies legs in an attempt to trip him. 50HP
Pimp walk: I walk like a pimp to sudduce even the most prude of enemies. 10HP, during enemies next turn attack damage is cut in half.
Lightning blast: giant sprays of lightning fly from my Lightning rod. 500HP (only works if Absorb has been used)
Lightning charge: I charge at enemy at full speed while shooting lightning from my Lightning rod. 275-300HP
Rod slap: I beat enemy in the head with my Lightning rod until blood appears. 250HP
Nip rip: I pull enemies nipple rings out. 500HP(only if nipple rings are present)
Upper-cut: punch that stuns enemy and gives me pleasure. 200HP

Magic

Absorb: I absorb 6000 volts of lightning to my Lightning rod for later use. (20MP)
Electro nips: I collect and exude lightning from my nipples causes lots of pleasure and damage. 400HP, (25MP)
Lightning shock: I simply shock my enemy with a bolt of lightning. 350HP, (25MP)
Lightning hole: calls upon lightning to make a hole in the ground under the opponent. 100HP, (30MP), enemy loses next turn
Healing spell: heals himself of 1/3 his total HP. (45MP)

Armor

Breats plate: acts as a bullet proof vest, and keeps those nips safe and sound.
Beer helmet: increases overall happieness and doesn't allow for head damage to be done to me.

Special abilities

Giant Sexy Man-Nipples: yea i said it, those bad boys help me do everything.
Fetish for Nipples: when Nipples are expossed, excluding my own, i loose one turn.

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