Hi. My name is James and I am a haxor. I have been a haxor since i slept with your mother. The guys in CAL say im 1337 and then try to kick me, but i hack their GD motherboard. Thats right, the motherboard. Thats like the main thing. And I hack it. Watch your back, or ill give ya the hack.
By the way, i heard that people have been saying stuff like "you are just a nerd." "you arent hardcore." "i could kill you with my ninja star." Well, ill have you know that I am not your everyday 128-bit haxor.
Another thing. this site now has a message board. I would prefer that you emailed me if all you want to do is insult the site, so then, after i am finished hacking you like a red-headed stepchild, i can post your email on my site and make fun of you.
what the hell is this site?
My Favorite things about doin the hack
Places to go when you've read all this
find stuff, stupid
he's hardcore, stupid
this guy is 1337
An essay I wrote about stuff nobody should care about
