Gideon says:
"When you're feeling down, a complete stranger or a casual acquaintance, will be there to key your car."
Looshus says:
"If you ever win the lottery, you'll probably forget it in your pants and wash it"
Gideon says:
"Whenever you finally succeed in scoring with that hot chick at the club, you'll probably just get herpes."
Looshus says:
"when you die nobody will probably remember you after a week"
Gideon says:
"When you finally get married, you'll just get divorced and she'll take half your stuff."
Looshus says:
"Once you finally get pretty high up at your job, they'll hire a man woman and you'll have to work with her"
Gideon says:
"If you pray to God..... nothing happens."
Looshus says:
"The day you decide to get in shape and take a jog through the park, you'll get raped and beaten"
Gideon says:
Ha ha, raped and beaten.