Words are a waste.
Why I use them so often is beside the point.

Mama got this idea in her head a long time ago that she was gonna breed herself a family of the 12 apostles.
I was the firstborn so I was called Simon. Mama got over her idea real fast. 4 years later she named my first brother Andrew
and after that she swore she was through with makin' more babies. But sure enough, she got knocked up again.
She was so goddamned mad that she named the poor kid Judas.