Here are some classic quotes from over the past few years. I would just like to thank the one and only Kevin "Melvin" Johnstone for some supplying us with almost half of these unforgetable quotes. If you think of any more let me know and I'll throw them up on this faulker
"Jasmine, I dont believe you've ever been inside my camper."-Melvin
"I'd rather drink a bottle of turpentine"-Yours truely
"If that guy hit that rock it woulda been death"-Melvin
"Did Greg and Steph leave to go fuck?"-unknown "Well they didnt go to play yahtzee"-Gamo
"O look there's the chat too"-Rosey
"I'm embarrased about the language, it doesn't happen off the ice"-Wild Bill Hanson
"The wrestling team picked up a victory yesterday, I didnt think we had a wrestling team here at CM"-Dan BelBuono
"Is she a slut? Does she wanna get worked? I have an eleven inch dong."-Vee
"Jen I bet u smoke a mean hog"-Dan Carroll
"You better back the fuck up bitch"-Furby
"What are you talking about its not 'whoop there it is', its 'hoot datta datta'"-Rosey
"Well its nice to know you have friends."-Ricky
"Your all fuckin' freaks"-Mrs. J
"Wanna get a room?"-Melvin
"Is she hot McCarthy"-Craigy..."Yea, I'd fuck her"-Me..."Yea but you'd fuck a horse dude"-Craigy
"Oh did Lyle's family fly up from Jamica Plain"-Pam
"Oh McCarthy how was the pisser last nite"-Pyno
"Oh man Heather thats grossssssss"-Me
"Dude what the fuck are you eating?"-Me..."Shut up its my flaming pork"-Furby