Yeah well here is some of the
stuff from the Red Vs. Blue. A
couple of them are inside jokes that you gotta watch the movies for. But here they are
So anyway I need somemore stuff here so I'm going to
talk about how crazy Jenna is. Well she bacically invented her own launage and all it is is squeeking.
She goes crazy about chickens, lobsters, and that crazy Zoloft guy from the commercials. So yeah that is kinda annoying.
Here are a couple fun things to try if your really bored sometime and going through a drive through.
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using
colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent
tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to
hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to).
When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire
as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may
I take your order?") before they get
a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large
orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then
slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind
you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,
hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose
of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker
will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you
to order at the window. When you arrive at the window,
speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks,
aim the mic at
their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the
window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and
banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order
by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.
When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your
order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees
have been called over to the window to "check out the
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
Yeah the flag above is the old Iraqi flag. So that is fine
as far as flags go but the gay one below is their new one. What a waste of fabric.