Sam
The only info we have on Sam is that he is not of this earth. He joined the band in March 2003 also, but no-one knows anything about this
mysterious being apart from his apparent mild addiction to floppy discs in its injection form, this misuse of computer equipment has lead Sam to do such drastic things as attempting to be the farther of the first birdman cross species and once Sam attempted to tunnel his way to band practise through a mountain using only his tongue.