panda burgers

 

 

verse one

 

those panda burgers taste so sweet

great unhealthy full fat meat

slay those pandas cut them up

use fake george forman and drink from the cup

of panda fat not a cure for the rexic

to taste again weel all be dead sick

but when i saw the new price 10 pounds

reluctently payed, then the panda meat i downed

 

chorus

 

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

 

verse two

 

panda shops litter the streets

battery pandas provide the meet

free range pandas taste better by a fair bit

and if its not u can tel cuz the stuff taste like rite shit

there is more demand the farms cant cope

for the poor panda race there is no hope

theres not many pandas so its not realy suprising

that the portions are smaller and the prices are rising

 

chorus

 

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

 

verse three

 

today is a day a very trajik one

all the pandas they have now all gone

we ate them all their gone forever

non sustainable consumtion was not clever

what will e do now we hae theese cravings

and what will we bu with all our savings

the panda burgers time is spent

reminis as i first had it in a tent

 

chorus

 

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

 

verse 4

 

[bass intro with hi hat]

 

 

chorus

 

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more

rich stay rich and poor stay poor

fat get fatter thats us im sure

gona eat theese pandas rite down to the core

and were gona eat theese pandas til theres no more