Alex
Alex grew up in stoke without any parents or knowing who they were, and was forced to live on the streets, eventually being taken in
by a Romanian family, who raised him. But his Romanian father took his own life with a spoon when Alex was 4, leaving his mother to
look after him on her own. She eventually decided to send Alex into space with a rocket ship she had made with plastic sausages
and bread, and did so. Alex then grew up on his own on the moon, learning to fly in the process. Eventually he was rescued from the
moon by an African elephant which was there for no reason. When he was back on earth, he learned to play guitar in only 3 seconds
flat, and was snapped up immediately by a Cuban drugs lord named Marti Bloor, and together they formed cheap plastic toy.