     beertrip.com NEW! 05/04/05 - free house april 2005. no pictures. just memories: ashley's cock. joel's balls. dan's cock and balls and that girl he caught things off. danish people, german people, dan eating biscuits, adam eating biscuits, adam getting L.A.Dded, josh slept in the garage, ally hurt his eye on a broom.
 the cheat sent thisNEW! 01/04/05 - gay poem For nigh on the hinder stops; To break and ‘put your feet up’ (the whore awaits), (The idiot breaks) ‘Too vile’ and ‘for why?’ Horizoned and stop (gunpowder plot) But cannot can he who by there. Stops (the idiot oblivious) and then regrets For once whore; twice lust; (The whore) Will never break a firm grasp; traitor; Anxious, demented and for whore to breed (The whore) at her will, (The idiot oblivious) to break; When stop, henceforth, and cease (and then love) And break.
15/09/04 - ah fuck, havent been in peanut butter for a while have preferred, preffered, preffessed... the french dressing... (to be read in a singing voice, like da da-da da-daaaa da-da da-da da-daaaa...);" I've got a program, and it does things for me, on my computer, my name is ____ _______ i like the videos you watch " ..And so, Joe left his temporary home with his beautiful bride and returned, still dreamily under her spell, to peanut butter for a breif but timely spread before returning to his untimely demise in lancaster with MVC & Co..  05/09/04 - GENIUS. absolute genius. will have you sitting there saying shit cunt fucking zebra fucking zebra zebra zebra cunt... 03/09/04 - man i must have some time on my hands...well thats OK seeing as ive been off uni 2 months, and have had a week in normandy, 10 days in paris with boo, a week in leeds gigging, reading festival, and going back to paris on the 9th i am in a chill out time which is OK with me and my overdrafts(s). anyways, point is, here's the new and pretty cool BEERTRIP ARCHIVE sweet huh? 03/09/04 - FORUM has arrived!! its fucking here! and its pink!! (and it also blocks expletives which is well handy...) check it out...PS, back to uni on the 20th man! looking forward to meeting 'HOUSEY'... time on hands.... time on hands....also...billy bass - cunt... 02/09/04 - FISH ON!! DON'T LET GO!!! how good is that game. nice soundtrack too... Q! - "you're drinking a tea, thats enough to doing at one day" - Heather Fry 01/09/04 - in the aftermath of reading festival, mr gary mullaney is obsessed with the fact that i was in a newspaper at the festival, based on his 'Is It Joe?' campaign/onslaught/ridiculous waste of time/gary has got too much time on his hands. 26-30/08/04 - READING FESTIVAL 2004!! fucking brilliant weekend, cant be described in words... apart from keith - "i canne touch er up with ands like this i got go hoome an waash me fayace an me knackersack", BYRON! BYRON! BYRON!, baker bikini clad attacking the sleeping byron, naths eggs, carlins pukes, niks tent damaging, lisas tea bags (?!), hayleys js, rags dods... what a mint weekend. ...peace! 24/08/04 - sweet, check this out...from ages ago... beertrip sponsors page! 21/08/04 - Mr. Daniel Small's free house extravaganza NO WAY!! ..... WAY! mostly consisting of - 58% obscure alcoholic combinations with unusually large quantities of ice (thanks to ben 'iceman' sutton'), 24% - dodgy hardcore renditions and medleys of 'Grease' classics and nursery rhymes at 2am, 10% - gaby making very little sense - 'uuuur i just put that ice cube in my drink, its been in the dogs mouth uuuuuhh....ah well i dont care we're all human'....apart from the dog that is.... 6% - stuffing cheesy wotsits in ben's arse crack 2% - the overwhelming impact on a certain lady's short appearance (and cleavage) on mr. daniel small...(videos added here...OK?)  12/08/04 - JP pretended to grow a dali tache with his hair and i thought it looked good but he doesnt get a picture because its on the front page 12/08/04 - there is hope fully now a section with video downloads, most of which are really poor quality and you may not be able to play them but go to save target as and see if theres anything that works some of them are pretty good 11/08/04 - back from france, was absolutely brilliant. with family for a week and then at boo's house in paris. thanks to everyone (boo x) 11/08/04 - elusive spiders day BEERTRIP.COM de retour!! thats right guys beertrip.com is back in action after 2 terms of uni went flying past without so much as a message board update, mostly due to me being lazy. but i figured we should start it up again as everyone is going into there houses and that, and as a new term awaits.... so i hope everyone's had a really good summer, iwll put up a new message board somewhere and possibly have a board where people can post their new house adresses/phone numbers/emails etc so people can stay in contact now we're seperated from the amazing campus. take it easy guys 28/06/04 - the scariest thing ever. my my helen, yopu lucky girl. alternative title caption: spot the testicle. 09/06/04 - one happy builder! 29/05/04 - lots of cups. in my room 16/05/04 - block 17 in the lake distict way back on MAY 16, for some reason i remember that exact date...anyways, was a fucking good day man, i like the sun....I LIKE THE MOOOON can you spot your face HERE?, theres an ugly cast in this nightmarish puppet show... beertrip news archive - theres alot, alot of stuff in here thats well worth a remenisce... novemberish/december 2003 - january 2004 october - novemberish 2003 |
