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Reasons Why Anakin Skywalker Became Darth Vader




He wanted the cool James Earl Jones voice.

He hated being called "Ani" (wouldn't you?).

The big black mask is surprisingly relaxing.

He heard that the Dark Side throws better parties.

K-mart was having a sale on Dark Jedi evil black costumes (from the Martha Stewart line of apparel, of course).

Anakin became a contestant on the hit game show, "Who Wants to be a Dark Jedi?"

It's not because the Dark Side is stronger; it's because it has a better pension plan.

The Emperor triple-dog dared him to do it.

He wanted the really cool "Imperial March" music to play whenever he walks into a room.

He discovered that Padme is really his sister.






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