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Lessons I Learned From Watching Star Wars




Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure that person isn't your sibling.

Never trust tall men in dark helmets.

Don't assume senior citizens are weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.

You can keep your friends warm by shoving them inside a dead animal.

You can always count on the hyperdrive failing when you need it.

Size matters not.

Nobody cares whether you're fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

No matter how far down the dark path you've gone, there's always a chance for redemption.

Let the Wookiee win.

Don't throw your lightsaber down until AFTER the bad guy is defeated.

Do or do not. There is no try.

It's always a good time to angle the deflector shields.

Little green Muppets are smarter than you think.

Keep your distance, but don't LOOK like you're trying to keep your distance.

Even if you're in hardly any scenes, you can become one of the most popular characters if you have the right clothes.

Make sure you can see both hands of the guy with the price on his head.

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.






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