(Pulling up next to an X-wing) "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" "You know, I really don't know what these buttons on my chest do." (to Luke) "If you won't learn to polka, then perhaps your sister will." "Settle down back there. Don't make me stop this Star Destroyer!" (to Tarkin) "I think I need a hug." (Sneaks up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covers their eyes and demands) "Guess who?" (With phone in hand) "I'm going to prank the rebels again with another heavy breathing call. Do you think they know it's me? (Singing) "The Lord told Noah to build him an arky, arky..." (With a rolled-up newspaper under his arm) "If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom."