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You have made it to Royal Shit!!!! you are one lucky person. Here at Royal Shit we spare no expense to make your stay more enjoyable. Here at Royal Shit we have many things for you to do you can just look around at the .GIFs that i have or you can play some games or look at some really funny sayings. I am looking for things to put on the second page right now to make Royal shit better please come back again to see what is new. But please dont press the button if you dont wanna be annoyed esspecialy the second time. And of course we have dinosaurs what would a site be with out dinosaurs?

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Alright look i think this is cool i just thought that you might want to come here and get you letter to santa to him a little early, just so you are sure to get what you want. Click on the santa to the left to write a letter to santa and click on the one on the right to tell him want you thought of this years presents. come on seriously you know you want to email santa so do it!!!

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Here is our collection of stupid dumb annoying interesting useful sayings for you to enjoy.

I don't know how it got started...I guess with a couple of water bottles...

my beaver is afraid to go near the water

i swear to drunk officer im not god

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. (He hates that.)

fuck me if im wrong but is your name bgkldjbiogs

The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

POOH GAS WATER AND FLYING DIAPERS!

Sometimes I...No, I don't

Bad eggs won't make a good sponge

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Damnit my foot fell asleep now it will be up all night.

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We was real quiet like...yeah like a fish!!...a fish?

I can only please one person every day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either

It is at this time that i think to myself...Damn im sexy!!!!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

Four years ago..............no, it was yesterday

Don�t take life seriously no one gets out alive anyway

Life is short play naked

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

Stare, grinning, at someone for a long while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on

When ordering a pizza, order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting

Call someone say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you

there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out

Now here are some questions that need answering!

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpet?

Why is there no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburgers, and neither apple nor pine in pinapple?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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