The Plane Seat
One day a Putty Duh decided to take a trip to Hawaii. He had been
planning this trip for about 10 years and was relieved when he finally
stepped foot on the plane. He sat down in first class, even though his
seat was in coach.
A couple minutes later a businessman walked in very tired from the
hard day at work. He looked at his ticket and tried to find his seat.
When he did he was surprised to see Putty Duh sitting in his seat. He
approached him and said, "Excuse me, sir, but you're in my seat."
Putty Duh looked up at him very puzzled and said, "I'm not stupid, and
you're not going to trick me out of my seat."
Even after trying to show Putty that he was wrong, Putty would not
move. After trying several times to get this confused man out of his
seat, he decided to tell the flight attendant. He went up to the
attendant and said, "Excuse me, sir, but this Putty Duh character just
won't get out of my seat."
The attendant said, "Sir, I have the perfect solution. Every year we
get at least one passenger like this." The attendant went over to
Putty Duh and whispered something in his ear. Putty Duh quickly
sprinted to the back of the plane and took a seat.
The businessman was amazed and asked what the heck he had said to
Putty Duh.
The attendant turned around with a big smile on his face. "I told him
that only the back of the plane was going to Hawaii."
