|
Jokes
Home
Bumper Stickers
Cannibals
A Catholic Glossary
The Confessional
The Confessional 2
The Devil & Golf
An Evil Overlord
Forgive Me, Father
The Fish Joke
A Frog Loan
German Shepherds
Gift for Mom
Good Questions
Goofy Favorites
The Greatest
Health Insurance
Hillbilly Farmer
The Hypnotic Mass
IQ Test
Kids in Church
Kids on Marriage
Monastery Life
The New Priest
Pancakes
The Plane Seat
The Potato Joke
The Priest & Vodka
Rearing Children
Shotgun Rules
Silent Night
6th Grade Answers
Southern Man
Strawberries
10 Commandments
Ponderings
Ponderings 2
The Three Truths
Whales
|
Have you had your laugh today?
The Best Bumper Stickers of 1999
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.
My Mother is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
The Trouble with the Gene Pool is that there's No Lifeguard.
I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're ok Now.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
Liberal Arts Major . . . Will Think for Food.
Don't Treat Me any Differently than You Would the Queen.
Gravity . . . It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed.
In Dog Years, I'm Dead.
Love May be Blind, but Marriage is a Real Eye Opener.
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
Who were the testers for Preparation A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her . . . or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them.
Ger a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
Anything Not Worth Doing is Not Worth Doing Well.
A Day without Sunshine is Like . . . Night.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in that Order.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
In America, Anyone Can Become President. That's Just One of the Risks You Take to Live Here.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
So you're a feminist . . . Isn't that cute.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind . . . Back in Five Minutes.
God must love stupid people . . . He made SO many of them.
|
