What guys say, and what they mean.
What they say/What the mean
- No you don't look fat in that/God, I'll say anything to make you stop whining.
- Its just orange juice/3 more shots of that and she'll have her legs wrapped aroung my head.
- I love you/I want you to sleep with me.
- Its just that works been so hectic../I'm banging my secratary.
- I just want to be friends/I found someone younger who will sleep with me.
- Don't worry its jsut a few friends and we're playing poker/Yay!! Strip club!!!
- No, honey, dinners great/What is this?? Dog food??
- I really do you love/I haven't been laid in weeks.
- You're so specail to me/Shut up already I like you.
- Shes just a friend/we've been screwing for weeks now.
- You're the only one/Today atleast..
- I'm going bowling/I'm gonna go cruise for chicks
- Wow, you hair cut looks great../Oh my god, did she get into a fight with a lawn mower??
- Yes the lockets for you/Oh geez now I don't have anything for Mary(or whoever).
- Wow, you look pretty tonight/Yes, I'm gonna get laid, oh yea.
- Wanna come over for some dinner?/And bring lingerine.
- You're the best I've ever had/You slept with me thats good enough.
- You aren't working hard enough lately, meet me after work so we can discuss it/Sleep with me and I'll give you a promotion!
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