This is a true story too, about a guy so desperate for attention he made weekly announcements that he would kill himself, before he quit Pizza Hut he took 83 Tylenol and the manager had enough of his antics and fired him. he was also dying for a girlfriend, the age didn't matter, and today he is on the GBI sexual predator list.

lyrics coming soon. Written in Sept 1992, this version is from March 24, 1997, we recorded many takes of this song during the years, a lot of people like this one, as it is very funny.