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Little Egypt needs a Plan

This is all about Southern Illinois, which is nicknamed "Little Egypt" and it paints a picture of drunks, religious zealots (I know, both of these types of people are everywhere), bingo, and minimum wage jobs that are unionized with no benefits, other than the fact that their job simply exists, I won't even get started on that right now ...

Little Egypt Needs A Plan

Little Egypt Needs A Plan

 

written January 9,2001 by

Jason Brantley

 

stand around, take it up the ass

swallowed up to the starving last

while shorelines fade away

and earthquakes come to play ...

 

afraid to speak and too scared to move

held on to vanishing proof

if oceans have sugar and no salt

while counting any effortless fault

 

chorus:

carve a pulpit on a dollar bill

preachers falling from windowsills

bibles made of silver and gold

imitating luxury in every fold

 

 

if beer tasted better we would drink more

lines would crash unemployment doors

fishing , hunting, and gambling our smokes,

such a pity this place's a joke

 

left with rusty tractor pulling cars

searchin the horizon for holy bars

daily Bingo Heaven makes it hard to steer

playing music no one else can hear

 

chorus:

kneel before the dollar bill

preachers fallin from windowsills

bibles made of silver and gold

imitating luxury in every fold

 

 

dissolve the pain in tubs of snow

frozen where time never flows

no turning back on the words

spoken before innocence was born

 

mine the coal, turn the soil

takes more than unions to make it grow

powered by fuel of whiskey and blood

towns expire in the senseless flood

 

chorus:

dream about the dollar bill

that used to be your biggest thrill

bibles made of silver and gold

worthless to preachers growing old

 

 

Little Egypt needs a plan

Moses strected out his hand

The Pharoah raised the taxes again

the young and dumb never win

 

under paid and forgotten clones

preserved with ancient garden gnomes

afraid of change that makes us strong

the right to choose must be wrong

 

chorus:

hold on to the dollar bill

hoping that the fields can fill

bibles of doubt lost in the void

now belong to the unemployed