~*WeLcOme!!*~
Things Girls Think Guys Should Know
- Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
- We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
- Don't say you understand when you don't.
- Girls are petty; get over it.
- You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like
- Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
- If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
- Size does matter.
- We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
- A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
- No matter what you say your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
- It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
- If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
- Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
- We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
- We are drama queens.
- Fashion police do exist.
- Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
- We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
- Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
- We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
- Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
- Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
- Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
- Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake.
- It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
- We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
- We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
- You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
- Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.