~*WeLcOme!!*~

Things Girls Think Guys Should Know

• Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
• We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
• Don't say you understand when you don't.
• Girls are petty; get over it.
• You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like
• Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
• If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
• Size does matter.
• We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
• A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
• No matter what you say your ex girlfriend is a hoe.
• It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
• If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
• Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
• We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
• We are drama queens.
• Fashion police do exist.
• Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
• We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
• Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
• We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
• Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
• Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
• Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
• Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake.
• It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
• We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
• We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
• You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
• Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.