The Queen of Inglis English
Lassie? What's that? Timmy's at the HOMEPAGE??? Oh. Good.
Onceth upon a timeth, a young maiden dwelt in the land of Arlington and stumbledeth uponeth a fellow maiden. The maiden nameth the other maiden "The Queen of English" due to her extremeth desireth to writeth tales of romance and woe...but primarily of a local television showh entitledeth The X-Fileseth.
The Queen of English rejoiced at her new nameth, and proclaimeth the maiden (late for a testeth) The Queen of Procrastination. The Queen of Procrastination rejoiced as welleth, and headeth off to take her belated testeth.
Later.
Once she had fled into the night, The Queen of English let out a sigheth.
"Oh, woe is me," criedeth The Queen of English, "Tis summer, and the showeth premeire of the year of eight wilst not beginneth for many a nightfall."
At that moment, another young maiden slippeth out of a nearby tree and tumbled before the English Queen. The young maiden stoodeth to her feetheth and advised The Queen of English to writeth many more tales of the showeth to satisfy her desire for the tales of the befamed Knight Mulder and Lady Scully. The Queen of English beameth and proclaimeth the maiden The Queen of Klutziness. The Queen of Klutziness bowed and handeth the Queen of English a scroll to begin her tale.
And so she continueth, even whilst I speaketh, the Queen of English writeth her tales of The X-Fileseth.
Name: The Queen of English
Date brought into the world: The ninteenth day of March in the year of one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-three Interests: X-Files(eth), playing tunes of joy upon her clarinet, conversing with her fellow Queens. Favorite musician: The haunting tunes of Dave Matthews Favorite actress: The ever talenteth Whoopi Goldberg Favorite actor: The well manicureth Keanu Reeves Favorite movie: The mysterious titleth of The Matrix Regrets: 1) An attempt to comforteth a bee who landeth uponst her hand as a wee child of the country. The Queen of English does not like bees. 2) An attempt to climbeth her castle stairs as a slightly older wee child of the country with a skipping rope. The handle snapped, and the Queen tumbleth to the floor far below. 3) An attempt to write in Old English!!!!!!!!!Now, Obviouslieth I canneth noteth write in the Olden English. Forgiveth me for speaking in a manner such as I am. If thou wouldst like to readeth on, you will find furthereth infomation upon thine Queen of (not-so-old) English.
The Queen likes many things. One of whicheth is The X-Files. The Queen of Klutziness is also obsessedeth upon this subjecteth... As was I at one point of mine life. But this is not the time nor the place for such flippantry. (is flippantry a real word?... and even if so I am probablieth not using it in the right contexteth. *shrugeth* )
But the Queen and I share more than oneth passion. Another would havest to be The ever-adoreth Keanu Reeves. *sigheth* Hence the picture of him here. There are many things that the Queen of English is known for. Perhaps soon she will let me put some of her wonderfuleth works of literature upon this crazy site.
I have forgotteneth yet another passion that The 3 Queens share... Russell Crowe, the glorious glorious being that the maneth be. He is ineth (ineth?) a movie entitled Gladiator... which you have alreadieth looked into if you have visited part of my movie site. *smile* But here, just in caseth, is another picture. He plays Maximus. Go Max.
There will be more at this page... Pretty much all of my pages are still kind of in construction, and always will be. Oh well. That's the way the cookie crumbleth.