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Less Than Jake Is

Ex-Members of LTJ

Welcome to Austin's Less Than Jake Page. For those of you who don't know Less Than Jake is a punk/ska band from Gainsville, Florida. The band consists of a guitar, a bass, drums, and 2 trombones. I know the first thing people think of when someone says Less Than Jake. "Less Than Jake?!?! What kinda name is that??" Well, let me take this time to clear that up.

When Vinnie(Drummer,Lyrics,PEZ King) was a child, his parents had a 85 pound english bulldog named Jake. The dog had his own spot on the couch and Vinnie's father constantly went to Red Lobster to get food for the dog. Basically,everything got treated like crap compared to Jake. Therefore,everthing was "Less Than Jake". Get it? "Less Than Jake" is also a play on an old gangster term. Gangsters used to say everything is "Jake". Meaning everything was going OK. Therefore "Less Than Jake" would imply something is wrong. Now that that is cleared up, I present Austin's Less Than Jake Page!

NEWS (July 12 '02): Alright. I added the lyrics to "Borders and Boundaries", correct all my spelling errors from when I was 13 on the page intro, and am adding the linear notes from "Hello Rockview" discography page. I'm working on the "Losers, Kings..." lyrics page, and will soon start up the pictures page.. Stay tuned, kids.

     

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