I don't care if we ever get a hit
And if were never rich I wouldn't care a bit
I didn't join a band so that I could tour the world
I just did it so that I could get a girl.
I was at the show with some lady friends
And they started talking, right when the set ends
They said the band was as cute as they could be,
And I start thinking, hell, that could be me!
Chicks dig guys in bands
All the screaming fans
It's all part of my plans
Chicks dig guys in bands
I was hanging out backstage with the band
And they all had ladies close at hand
I started thinking, what a life they've got
All their women were really, really hot.
You
You've completely lost your mind
And I
Think that you're just wasting time
You
You're getting really pissed at me
No one
Should take themselves so seriously
I Think That you
Really Need To
Give it up, just give it time
And everything will turn out fine
You
Think that everyone's after you
When they
They all have their problems too
It seem
You play the vicim, just fine
But No One
Really likes to hear you whine
You're heading out to the local farm
To see if you can't cause a little harm
It was a good idea but your in jail now
Just because you wanted to tip that cow
Who'd have thought the farmer'd get so mad
Or that the sheriff was the farmer's dad
You're going out to cause a little trouble
But I hate to be the one to burst your bubble
Just when your starting to have a little fun
Now you've got to RUN RUN RUN RUN
Once again your out at three
But this time you've come with TP
Every thing is going right
But then someone turns on a light
Looks like you picked the wrong house for fun
'Cuse out comes a mom with her shot gun
You're driving around, late at night
And everything is going all right
Then on the right you see some jerks
And decide to hit 'em with some fireworks
You light the wick and try to throw 'em on the ground
But just you luck, the window wasn't down
He’s the captain of the football team
And all the girls think he’s such a dream
But at night you know he’s got another side
A taste for music that he’d like to hide
He goes home after school
And rocks to music that’s so uncool
Less Than Jake and DHC
Reel Big Fish and LGB
He’s so popular, he’s so cool
He’s the coolest guy in the whole damned school
Wait ‘till they find out he’s such a tool
Wait ‘till they find out he’s a ska kid
On the weekends he always goes to shows
In disguise so that nobody knows
He wears his Converse and his baggy pants
Puts on his chains and he’s ready to dance
He’s in the pit skankin’ up a storm
Having a blast in perfect form
Maybe one day he’ll come clean
And confess his love for the ska scene
Smello Fellow had a mission
To devestate the town
And everybody saw it comeing
As their whole world came falling down
Smell o
(Comin’ down the road)
Fell o
(Watch out here he comes)
Smell o
(Comin’ down the road)
Fell o
(Watch out her he comes)
(Now here he comes)
Now he’s taking down your mailbox
He ripping end to end
It turns out all he really wanted
All he wanted was a friend
I know this guy you probably know him too
You know the type always thinks that he’s so very cool
He’s always snide he thinks he’s better than you
So be forewarned and you know there’s nothing you can do
He doesn’t even know you
But he thinks your lame
He’s never even met you
But he hates you just the same
When he is around
He’ll try to bring you down
Ned Schwatzki hates you!!
He’s so up tight I wish he could be erased
He’ll start a fight he likes to get in your face
So keep in mind all his jokes are in bad taste
His ignorence led him to be a big waste
Louie’s a weird old guy who lives on my street
I’ve never seen a man keep his yard so neat
Every waking hour he’s working on his grass
If you mess with his yard, he’ll kick your ass!
I wanna be just like Louie, Louie
I wanna be Lawnmower Louie
He’s kinda weird, a little bit screwy, screwy
I wanna be Lawnmower Louie
Rumor has it he caught some kids forking his yard
And needless to say, that he took it pretty hard
Some say he called the cops, some say he called their mom
But I heard he chopped them up to fertalize his lawn
(ska part)
(refrain/outro)
(verse 1)
I’m a buckaroo
So is Bryan too
Dave is on the wing
Need more counseling
Over the hill
Allergy pill
I saw the sign
I’m feelin’ fine
Ya!!
(verse 2)
I saw someone upstairs
Southwest has low fairs
The driveway’s really black
I ain’t ever comin’ back
Ya!!
I got a girl, she's really nice
She smells just like sugar and spice
She's not that tall, but I don't care
I like her black, silk underwear
She don't like to watch TV
But that don't really bother me
Then she lifted up her arms
And that brought me a lot of harm
She's got stubble
She's got stubble
S T U B B L E stubble
Just right then I turned and frowned
Just right then my heart fell down
She was so imbarrassed
I couldn't bare it
Then I tryed to run away
Then I said that she was gay
Then to the woman of my dreams,
I handed her some shaving cream
Don't Make Fun of My Shoes
Please don’t make fun of my shoes
Well, I paid 20 bucks
For this pair of Chucks
And they’re the best shoes I’ve ever owned
Maybe you don’t get it
Or just don’t wanna admit it
That you wish you had a pair of your own
‘Cause I know that if my Converse
Were to take on yours
You know theirs no chance they’d ever loose
So please don’t make fun of my shoes
He sits alone at his desk, looking sad and feeling depressed
Kinda quite, keeps to himself, never asked for this hell
He always takes their taunts, looking down never responds
Because he’d different they ruin his life, causing misery, causing strife
He’s always taking crap
One day he’s gonna snap
Any day now
A person can only take so much ya
With a creepy smile on his face, he hangs back, he knows his place
All the cool kids that put him down, change their tune next time around
Armadillos Are Cute and They Float
Ahhhhh!!!
Armadillos are cute and they float
Ahhhh!!!
