Ice: Well if action is looking to pick up here tonight then this match I think will deliver the next step towards that ... We have a collection of three guys that could and will main event some where down the road... Whitey" Two of these guys are sitting on the door step of greatness...Bubba and Costello need this one to help the cause...Brandon, well he wouldn't be here if the boys in the head office didn't see something they liked in him...
Announcer: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is being conducted under triple threat rules... Introducing first making his debut here in the FWA ...
('Paranoid Android' By Radiohead blurts out over the PA system of the Civic Center... Brandon Knight pulls back the curtain and stands atop the ramp taking in his first sight of the FWA fans who give him a nice round of applause... he waits for his intro to finish before he makes his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope...)
Announcer: he weighs in at two hundred and forty pounds and stands six foot four ... he is BRANDON KNIGHT...
Ice: looks to be pretty confident here tonight... and the fans have warmed up to him rather quickly...
Whitey: Well actually none of these guys in this match really have any heat with the fans...wait till the circus freaks come out here this place is going to explode...
Announcer: And his first opponent.. he is one of the biggest men in the sport of wrestling today... and is being lead to the ring by his merry pack of midgets... standing six feet and eight inches and weighing in at well over five hundred and twenty five pounds...BUBBA McDowell
Ice: This guy gets bigger every time we hear his name announced...
Whitey: wait here comes the midgets but where is Bubba... all eight hit the ring...I guess this is Bubba's way of saying welcome to the FWA... the red haired and blue haired are rolling a big box down the ramp as the other six scramble into the ring...
Ice: They rush Brandon who is looking at them like he doesn't know what to do... Orange haired one just speared Brandon's left leg, but did more damage to himself then he did Brandon...the other five follow suit...one bouncing off after another.. this is great... Red and Blue have that big box, looks like a present box...
Ice: Where is Bubba... and what is in that box.. ya just never know with these guys around.. always utter nonsense and a shit loads of laughs ...The Red and Blue haired midgets are pointing Brandon's attention to the present...Brandon rolls the laying mass of fallen midgets out of his way and out of the ring as he goes towards the box on the outside...
Whitey: Who knows what is in that box...Knight better watch himself... just as he gets there the box's side fall to the ground...ahhh come on that is the most disgusting thing I've seen ... please close that box back up and get me something to vomit in...
Ice: Well this guy never seems to amaze me and listen to the fans roar in laughter...Bubba is wearing nothing but a thong here and Brandon is more then taken back...I think Bubba wanted to welcome him..look at him offer a huge to the new comer... Brandon is back pedaling and doesn't want any part of it... he tripped over one of the fallen midgets...
Whitey: NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS... OCME ON CUT TO COMMERCIAL...
Ice: Bubba is gyrating towards him...no running anymore...
(Beautiful People' By Marilyn Manson comes through the PA and catches both Bubba and Brandon Knights attention long enough to see Wilson Costello come dashing towards the ringside area...)
Ice: I guess Costello had enough of this display... oh Bubba was distracted enough to let Brandon kick him in the gummy bears... and in that thong he is well an easy target... and Now Wilson is there to level the big man with a clothesline...
Whitey: I guess Wilson got bored waiting for his name to be announced.. and look at Wilson lung at Knight.. they are exchanging lefts and rights as the midgets gather around Bubba obviously concerned with his privates... do these guys take anything seriously...we have a match right here and they are playing with ...
Ice: I think we get the idea... and Wilson and Brandon roll each other in the ring...Brandon gets to his feet first and hits a nice back suplex on the veteran here ... quick cover....HE IS GONNA PULL OUT HE UPSET...One ...two...
Whitey: NO Wilson pulled up with little time to spare... both men are up and Wilson is irate and charges in... Brandon dodges and Wilson hits the ropes and Brandon does the same on the other side... BUBBA PULLED DOWN TEH ROPES... and Brandon flops to the out side and hits with a thud...and Bubba holds it down waiting for Wilson ...
Ice: Wilson has enough time to turn his momentum into a baseball slide into the bug man...OH he nearly fell into the first row of fans there... that would have been a huge lawsuit... and a whole lot of vomiting form those fans... Wilson is going right at The big man who is staggering on his feet... left hand...another... and he winds up big... and swings...
Whitey: He lifted the big man off his feet... watch out behind you Wilson... the new kid is up...
Ice: Brandon hooks in a full nelson ... he drops forward with it and slams Wilson's face into the concrete floor... Damn that could have busted his nose... easily. Bubba is up and waiting for the new kid to turn around... He is hugging him...hugging him... almost snuggling him like a teddy bear...He got his welcome here tonight listen to these fans... they are loving this...
Whitey: This guy s sick...just sick.... Brandon is freaked out and in shock... That will do it...he poked him in the eye. Bubba is getting some elbow shoots for his action...Brandon is pissed off..
Ice: Embarrassed is more like it...look at those shoots from Brandon one after another... he reaches for a chair... and Jesus he just cracked it over Bubbas head like he was swinging for the fences in Shea Stadium... Wilson is up and Brandon takes a swing at him...
Whitey: Wilson ducked it and swings behind Brandon and lines him up with a huge belly to back suplex... I think the ref is letting these guys away with a lot here..this isn't a hardcore style match is it..
Ice: Not that I know of, but hey this is the FWA... we just like the action... I'm sure the acting prez isn't going to approve of a great match like this ending in a DQ or a ring out...anyway Wilson just rolled into the ring and is Pulling the big man up by his hair and helping him in or at least onto the apron...
Whitey: Wilson has him up on the apron and Bubba grabs him by the throat... CHOCK SLAM.. he hit it from the other side of the ropes... one handed.. that is amazing... Bubba climbs throat the ropes and now to the second one.. he is going to squash Wilson like a grape if he hits this... and he flies.. well drops
Ice: he hit a splash and cover one...two... no Brandon flies off the top rope just in time to break the count and a devastating elbow that did a number on The big man... unbelievable... Brandon rolls on Wilson for the cover know.. one...two... and Wilson kicks out.. Brandon should have covered Bubba...
Whitey: he is now... rolls onto him... one... two.. thr...that was close... Bubba kicked out though... now Brandon is getting frustrated.. he slams the mat and argues with the ref... Bubba and Wilson are getting to their feet and Bubba levels Wilson with a clothesline... but Brandon ducks the one intended for him sneaks around and jumps into a sleeper on Bubba...
Ice: Bubba falls back and that must have crushed at least Brandon’s sternum... Bubba rolls over for the cover...one ... tw... no Wilson breaks that up real early...and he covers Brandon..one ...no Bubba pulls him off by the foot... HE IS BITING HIS CALF...
Whitey: Now that is a wrestling hold the good ol fashion tooth hold ... like a true Greco roman... Christ... He looks like he is gnawing on a turkey bone... he won't give it up either... come on ref...break this...
Ice: Never mind, Brandon is up and is on the top rope behind Bubba... here he comes... huge flying drop kick that Knocks Bubba back into the ropes...HE IS CAUGHT UP... Bubbas arm is locked in the ropes... he is stuck... Brandon landed right on top of Wilson... He knocked the wind out of Wilson...I don't know if that was planned or not...but Look at the new kid... he is signaling
Whitey: He has that Sharpe Shooter locked on Wilson... right in the middle of the ring... Bubba is looking right at him... he is kicking but can't reach.. he needs to get out and break this hold on Wilson... look at the pain in Wilson's face... he calls this the Midnight Dreams and it looks like it is devastating...
Ice: Bubba is nearly free... one arm is unlocked.. the other... he is out... dives towards Brandon and Wilson... knocking him off of the hold...
DING...DING...DING...
Ice: what the hell is the bell for... what is going on...did the time limit go? IS this one over? What is happening... the guys in the ring don't seem to think it is over... Bubba vaults Brandon over the top rope with a press slam... the announcer is getting the word form the referee....
Announcer: The referee has declared this match over ....
Ice: Was there a winner...
Whitey: There is a loser...Wilson is getting a face full of Bubba...GAS CHAMBER...GAS CHAMBER...
Announcer: And winner of this match due to submission... BRANDON KNIGHT!!!!
Ice: he did it, he must have gotten Wilson to tap out before Bubba broke himself out of the ropes and broke the Midnight Dreams... lets get a look at the replay...
Whitey: Yepper there it is... just seconds before Bubba knocked Brandon off that hold Wilson tapped out... great call by this ref... and a great match that finished in true triple threat fashion... Brandon Knight walks out with a victory but Bubba is still in the ring arguing with the ref... Wilson Costello from behind...OVERDOSE...OVERDOSE...
Ice: well Wilson gets a little retribution here but he and Bubba fell short in this match... and as the midgets tend to their fallen big man, we have another match to set up for...
(Suddenly, we hear "Graveyard Symphony begins to play loudly throughout the arena. The crowd begins to boo loudly as PWSF members emerges from the curtain,)
Announcer: The following contest is a tag team match with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first. . .at a total combined weight of 536 lbs. . .. . Anarchy and Big Daddy Brian Supreme. . .The PWSF!!!
(The two members of The PWSF enter to the ring to an extremely negative response from the crowd. Suddenly, their music is cut off and replaced by "My Generation by Limp Bizkit. The crowd goes absolutely wild upon hearing the first few notes of the music)
Announcer: And their opponents. . . .
(The crowd let's out another huge pop)
Announcer:. . .At a total combined weight of 397 lbs. . .and accompanied to the ring by Katarina. . .they represent the Syndicate. . .Big Daddy Dreamer and Heartbreak Chick. . .the Syndicate!!!
(The crowd is almost deafening now as Big Daddy Dreamer, Heartbreak Chick and Katarina emerge from the curtain. They slowly walk down the aisle, their eyes never leaving the men in the center of the ring. When they get halfway down the aisle, BDD and HBC begin to run and slide into the ring.)
Ding. . .Ding. . .Ding!!!
Ice: And the Syndicate aren't wasting any time here. They're taking it right to Anarchy and Supreme!
John: All four members are battling it out now. . .and at least for the time being, it appears that The Syndicate have the advantage.
Ice: HBC has Anarchy, the larger of the two men, in the corner, and is just leveling him with a series of punches to the midsection. HBC climbing up to the second turnbuckle now. She's hovering over Anarchy now and she's giving him some hard left hands to the head.
John: And now she's going for a hurricanrana. . .she's got it!!! Anarchy is down!
Ice: And now HBC getting up and joining his partner to work on Supreme. The Syndicate whip Supreme into the ropes. Supreme comes bouncing back. . .and there's a double clothesline!!
John: And now Anarchy up and moving towards both members. HBC and BDD notice him. . .and he's met with a double dropkick!! Anarchy goes down again!!
Ice: The referee has almost no control over this match. All 4 members are still in the ring, and he can't seem to make 2 of them leave.
John: Supreme charging towards BDD and HBC now. . .double hiptoss!! Supreme is down!! What an amazing display of teamwork!!
Ice: BDD has Supreme by the head now. . .and he's just tossed him through the ropes and to the outside. Both wrestlers going back to work on Anarchy.
John: Anarchy back to his feet. . .and both HBC and BDD are setting him up for a suplex!
Ice: And they hit it!! What an excellent move!!
John: And finally, Big Daddy Dreamer is leaving the ring. We're down to only Heartbreak Chick and Anarchy.
Ice: And HBC just stomping away at Anarchy's chest. She drops the elbow now. . .and it connects!
John: HBC bringing him back to his feet now. She's dragging him over to the corner. HBC smashing Anarchy's face into the turnbuckle a few times. . .and now she tags in BDD.
Ice: And HBC holding Anarchy for BDD. BDD delivers a right hand to the midsection of Anarchy. And now HBC leaves the ring.
John: BDD with a series of kicks to Anarchy's upperbody.
Ice: BDD has Anarchy trapped in the corner now. He's delivering a series of chops to Anarchy's chest now.
John: And now BDD's backing off a little. He comes charging back into the corner. . .and there's a big splash!!!
Ice: I knew The Syndicate were focused, and I knew The Syndicate were prepared, but I never expected them to dominate the match like this!
John: BDD climbing to the second turnbuckle now. He's got a hold on Anarchy's head. . .and he leaps from the second turnbuckle. . .DDT!!! What an excellent move!!
Ice: And now BDD's going for the first pin attempt of this match. 1. . .2. . .thr. .NO!! Anarchy just barely got his right shoulder up!!
John: BDD off the ropes now. . .and he hits Anarchy with the legdrop. He doesn't go for the pin though!
Ice: Instead he's pulling Anarchy back to his feet. He's whipping him into the ropes. . .but Anarchy reverses it. Anarchy goes for the clothesline, but BDD ducks underneath it. BDD off the ropes again. . .and he lands a brilliant spinning heel kick!!
John: I've never seen The Syndicate look extremely focused. They seem to want this victory!!
Ice: More importantly, I think they want their revenge against The PWSF!
John: BDD's got Anarchy back to his feet and he's dragging him over to his corner. BDD quickly tags HBC into the ring. HBC climbs to the top rope, and quickly comes down with a double axe handle on Anarchy.
Ice: And now both HBC and BDD are stomping away at Anarchy's chest.
John: Finally, Big Daddy Dreamer leaves the ring, allowing HBC to take things over.
Ice: And HBC climbing to the top turnbuckle. . . apparently waiting for Anarchy to get back to his feet.
John: Anarchy does just that, and here comes HBC flying from the top. Flying Bulldog!!!
Ice: But once again, there's no cover! HBC immediately goes to work on the legs now, as she repeatedly kicks Anarchy in the knee!
John: HBC is really doing a lot of damage to the knee. She's just stomping away at it now!!
Ice: And now HBC bringing Anarchy back to his feet. . .and she just tossed him out of the ring!!!
John: And there goes BDD after him! BDD just jumped off of the apron and leveled Anarchy with a flying clothesline!! Anarchy went down hard!!
Ice: And now BDD's shoving him back in the ring. HBC's making the pin attempt. 1. . .2. . no. Anarchy is up.
John- Wait what is this? Supreme is throwing weapons into the ring.
Ice- HBC has the advantage right now. She has Anarchy in an arm bar. She bends over and picks up a cookie pan. OH no she just hit Anarchy in the head with the cookie sheet. Anarchy is obviously down after that blow by HBC. There are a lot of weapons in there. We have bats, cookie sheets, chairs, tables, golf clubs, sticks, and is the kendo stick.
John- Supreme is entering the ring without a tag.
Ice- Is this even a tag match or this turned into a damn brawl?
John- Good question. Anyway all four again get into the ring. Supreme picks up a bat and swings at HBC. He hits her in the middle of the back. Ouch looks like HBC is going to be hurting after that one. As Supreme is looking around for BDD he gets hit in the head with a chair.
Ice- BDD was waiting to hit Supreme with that chair. BDD is going to try and do some kind of wrestling move, I think. He goes for an elbow drop on Supreme. He tries for the cover.1.2.NO. Supreme is saved by Anarchy. Supreme is rolling around on the mat. HBC is still trying to help her back out. BDD is getting up right by Anarchy.
John- Anarchy has the chair. BDD is getting up. Anarchy is ready to hit him. Here it goes. Ohhh. That had to hurt. BDD is down; Anarchy going for a quick cover.1.2.TH no HBC gets up in the John of time to save BDD and their chances at regaining momentum in this match
Ice- Supreme is again going after the fallen BDD. HBC and Anarchy are grappling in the corner. Supreme is setting up the table right in the far turnbuckle. HBC and Anarchy are on the opposite side. They spot it.
John- They are trying to throw each other into the table. HBC gets the upper hand and throws Anarchy into the table. He broke the table in half. Supreme is taking Anarchy spot against HBC now. But wait BDD is moving around again. BDD is by that busted table. He is picking up a piece of broken table. He goes to hit Supreme with it but is stopped by a hurting Anarchy. BDD drops the piece of wood as Anarchy kick him in the stomach.
Ice- Supreme and HBC are battling in the corner. Supreme whips HBC across the ring into a waiting Anarchy and he hits her with a lariat. Supreme and Anarchy are standing in the ring. Supreme goes over to Anarchy they have a little conference in the middle of the ring.
John- Both Syndicate are beginning to move. BDD gets up and goes right after Anarchy. Wait a damn minute. HBC has that kendo stick in her hand. Supreme is watching what is happening to Anarchy and BDD. HBC is up with the stick. Supreme turns around. Crack he gets the stick in the head. Supreme is down and looks to be busted open. HBC now grabs a chair.
Ice- HBC is walking towards Anarchy but Anarchy turns around. He has his attention now on HBC. BDD now grabs a bat. BDD goes to the ground. He hits Anarchy in the knee with the bat just as HBC hits Anarchy in the head with the chair. Supreme grabs the leg of BDD. BDD is down outside the ring exchanging blows with the bloody Supreme. HBC for the cover…1…2…NO not yet…what is keeping Anarchy alive in this match.
John- I have no idea. HBC into the ropes with a drop kick attempt. Anarchy pushes her away, she drops on the mat. Anarchy staggers around the ring.
Ice- HBC back to her feet. Anarchy staggers right into her. He grabs her……power bomb attempt…up and down she goes…BDD is being held by Supreme…1…2…no HBC gets out… Anarchy is in shock. Wait what is this?
John-It’s Keegan and Divine. They are coming down to the ring.
Ice- They are in the ring. Keegan pats Anarchy on the back. Divine sets up. Anarchy says no way to Keegan he jacks him. He fights with Divine. Keegan comes from behind. He turns him around. Northern Lights and Anarchy is down. Divine rolls HBC over on top of Anarchy. Divine flips over the rope onto BDD and Supreme below. Keegan steps through the ropes. The pin from HBC…1…2…3. Syndicate wins.
Announcer- The Winner of the match……The Syndicate
Ice- That match sure got the crowd on their feet. When the rules were broken the fans got rambunctious. We can’t forget Dynasty interference, which we hear, are trying to protect the FWA from the PWSF invasion. Can the FWA go hardcore? The division is going to be discussed this weekend and hopefully the hardcore fans will respect the FWA heads decision.
John- Oh man, a hardcore division. Let’s get to some more action while the fans let that sink in for a minute or two. Hardcore may be coming. Oh man.