While the rest of major league baseball gives away cool stuff like hats, bats, gloves, and shirts; and the Sox have half-price nights and fireworks nights...
The openly-gay Cubs give out these things...
April 30- Ty "Peace™ the bear" Beanie Buddies™ with commemorative card
May 2- 92KISS-FM Night (KISS-FM is a radio station specializing in teeny-bopper music like the Backstreet Boys, Nsync, and Britney Spears)
May 19- Floppy hats
May 20- Cubs Cabbage Patch Kids© Collectibles/Sammy Sosa with commemorative card
May 21- Hasbro/Cubs Mr. Potato Head with commemorative card
June 3- Tiger© Electronics Talking Furby Buddies with commemorative card
June 7- "Ernie" Cherished Teddies© Figurine by Enesco with commemorative card
June 14- Cubs/Charlie Brown Pez© Dispenser with candy and commemorative card
July 4- Cubs/Peanuts™ Characters Lunch Box Day
July 5- Mattell/Cubs Hot Wheels© with commemorative card
August 1- Mattel/Cubs Barbie© Doll with commemorative card
August 2- Lionel©/Cubs Classic Series Model Train
August 12- International Hobby Corp. "Air Cubs" P-51 Mustang Model Airplane
September 10- Ty "Aurora™ the polar bear" Beanie Baby
September 28- Cubs Hallmark Keepsake Ornament© with commemorative card
somehow they manage to give out gayer things every year!
CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!
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