"If They Mated"

Ever wonder what the child of your favorite Cubs players and personel would look like? Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you now will know what the child would look like if they mated!

Jon Lieber & Mark Grace

Joe Girardi & Rick Aguilera

Eric Young & GlenAllen Hill

aaaaaadddduuhhh, you...you.... got any candy bahs?Don Baylor & Oscar Acosta

Henry Rodriguez & Sammy Sosa

Ricky Gutierrez & Damon Buford

Ismael Valdes & Shane Andrews

Like my toupee???Ron Santo & Pat Hughes

Chip and Steve's kid, or actor Charles Grodin?Steve Stone & Chip Caray

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