"If They Mated"
Ever wonder what the child of your favorite Cubs players and personel would look like? Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you now will know what the child would look like if they mated!

Jon Lieber & Mark Grace







Joe Girardi & Rick Aguilera







Eric Young & GlenAllen Hill







aaaaaadddduuhhh, you...you.... got any candy bahs?Don Baylor & Oscar Acosta







Henry Rodriguez & Sammy Sosa







Ricky Gutierrez & Damon Buford







Ismael Valdes & Shane Andrews







Like my toupee???Ron Santo & Pat Hughes







Chip and Steve's kid, or actor Charles Grodin?Steve Stone & Chip Caray







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