"You are quite a handsom man"-Chip talking to special guest, golfer David Duvall
"Let's hope that the J.D. in J.D. Drew doesn't stand for just dandy"-Chip refering to Cardinals outfielder J.D. Drew
"Now it will take a two out hit to score Olerud from third" - Chip Caray, July 1999... Hey Chip! Did you ever hear of a passed ball, wild pitch, infield
error, or balk?
Steve and Chip talking about a pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks... "CHIP: He pitches so fast you can hear that ball hiss as it goes past you!
STEVE: No that's the Arizona Diamondbacks rattles"
"Hopefullye the Cubs will start winning some ballgames, and who knows, maybe they can even make a late run for the wild card!" -Chip
"This guy is just throwing laser beams up there... oh strike three called look at that pitch explode!" -Chip
"They've had more meetings at the mound than the U.N. security counsel" -Chip
"Beware The Eye's Of Marsh" -Steve Stone when umpire, Randy Marsh, called strike three on Ray Lankford on a pitch on the inside corner
coming in from a commercial break from a game in Philadelphia, the camera showed a shot of a couple in attendance making out, here's what Steve and Chip had to say- CHIP: "it's French lick night here at the ballpark" STEVE: "and those folks in Indiana couldn't be any happier"
At Dodger Stadium, the camera man focused on the cotton candy vendor...."Look Stoney......you can get pink cotton candy or blue cotton candy, that just represents what kind of society we live in where you can choose what color of cotton candy you want!" -Chip
"We could really go for a double play right here...Ground ball to short. 6 to 4 to 3! Yes! Ask and ye shall receive!" -Chip
"Jiminey Christmas! Mike Hampton is batting .355!!" -Chip
(It's raining hard during the game) "Hey, ya know, this weather is great for a duck, but our safety is at stake here!" -Chip