We'll Show You How!!
1.) The first step in starting a punk band is coming up with a name. You'll need something catchy and kind of tough. We suggest you start it with the, ie: The Kill Squad, The Snots, or The Executed.
2.) You need to write some songs. In order to do that you'll need to learn how to play a guitar. In figures I., II., and III., you'll see three different guitar chords. You can put these three chords together to form a song. Also, you can rearrange them infinite amounts of times to make new songs!
3.) As much as there seems there should be a step three, there isn't! You've done it, you're now an official punk rock band!


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All the above instructions were supplied under the assumption you had any friends to start such a band with.