WE ALL KNOW those cutesy little computer symbols called ''emoticons,''
Well, instead of those wimpy things the Bellyboys use ''assicons'' to punctuate our e-mail.
(_!_) a regular ass
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
These are read not on their sides, but straight up, like a man:
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
