America's top computer columnist
Jim Coates of the Chicago Tribune is not only a friend of the Bellyboys, but a nationally known writer. His is the only computer column linked to from the Excite portal page.
The Onion
After the Chicago Tribune and the Abendpost, Madison's The Onion is America's finest newspaper.
A story in a recent issue, for example, reveals how an elegant, tasteful funeral was utterly ruined by the presence of a rotting human corpse.
And don't miss a graphic telling the real reasons for the phenomenal popularity of NASCAR.
Human progress can be measured by the ease with which a civilized man can come up with anagrams. Without technology, it would take most of a bellyboy's lifetime to figure out that the letters in ''The Bellyboys'' can be rearranged to spell ''Sly Beth Boyle,'' ''Ye blythe slob,'' ''She'll byte, boy'' and ''Betsy boy? Hell!'' among many others.
That would leave no time for bourbon, bass, etc. Luckily, you can go the Internet Anagram Server and let the computer do the walking.
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