These are some thoughts that I have learned or heard throughout my life.  I will add more as the time passes.

If you would like to see a saying on here, email me:  adidas02@lycos.com

 

-    MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT.

-    BASEBALL WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CAN NOT WALK.

-    IF YOU JIGGLE IT MORE THAN TWO TIMES AFTER YOU'RE DONE RELIEVING YOURSELF, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH IT.

-    NEVER FRY BACON NAKED.

-    NEVER HIT A MAN WITH GLASSES, HIT HIM WITH SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE A BASEBALL BAT.

-    NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...THERE YOU ARE.

-    WOULD COWS EAT THERE OWN CHEESE?

-    I KNOW EVERYTHING, I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER IT ALL AT ONCE.

-    I'M NOT PICKING MY NOSE, I'M POINTING TO MY BRAIN.

-    DON'T BE A SLACKER

-    WOULD YOU LIKE PAPER OR PLASTIC?

-    WWWWWHHHHHAAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!?????!!!!!

-    TIMMAY!!!

-   PIMPIN AIN'T EASY!

-   IF YOU DON'T MAKE WORK FUN, THEN IT'S JUST WORK.

-   IF A MUTE SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

-  STEP ON A CRACK BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S BACK, STEP ON YOUR SACK...SOMERSALT!