speed bump mannequin2.WAV is also from the movie "stir crazy." it's of two guys talking about some guy who is "soft in the crotch." in part of the conversation, one of the guys implies that someone needs to be kicked in the nuts.
3.WAV is from the movie "dutch." within the first 20 minutes of the movie, a guy (ed o'neill from married with children") gets beat up and kicked in the nuts by a kid who is about 12 or 13 years old. then after he recovers, he asks the kid to apalogize for "mashing his testies."
4.WAV is also from the movie "dutch." it is of a guy telling some kid who pisses him off constantly that he "busted his balls." the sound you hear in the background is cars passing by.
5.WAV is from the movie "carpool." a guy spills his coffe and it lands on his crotch. another guy saw what happened and asks him if he "burnt his jewels." his reply is "yea, i'm getting used to it." then the other guy says that he knows the feeling.
6.WAV is from the movie "cop and a half." in the movie a guy gets in a bar fight and punches some guy in the nuts. later, a 9 year old who was with him asks him if that's a good place to hit a guy. the tape the movie was recorded on wasn't too good, so thats why the sound has some funky sounds in it.
7.WAV is from the movie "housesitter." in the movie, a guy disses his boss. after that, the guys business parter says "what are you insane?!? why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?!?" the sound in the background is people talking.
8.WAV is from the movie "heavyweights." in the movie, some guy named pat finds a guy (who hates him) tied up in a chair with tape over his mouth. pat rips the tape off the guys mouth and the guy says "ya know, when this is all over i'm gonna kick you in the groin so hard it'll stop you from ever having children again you worthless peice of..." then pat puts the tape back over his mouth.
9.WAV is from the movie "bachelor party." in the movie, a guy orders a bunch of hookers for a party. after they agree on a price, the pimp tells him that the hookers must be returned within 45 minutes or he would get his balls cut off.
11.WAV is of the world's funniest comedian, andrew dice clay making fun of jay leno. in this file he says "that guys head is so fuckin' big, when he looks down his chin hits himself in the balls."
12.WAV is of some guy who made a prank call to the howard stern show. in part of the conversion the guy says "i was wondering what it's like for a king after he gets a swift kick in the nuts, you small dick loser!"
13.WAV is from a song called "i'm not alone." in the song they say "i'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick yer nuts."
14.WAV is from a song called "southwest voodoo." in the song they say "i'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick yer nuts."
16.WAV is from a movie called "texas chainsaw massacre 2." in the movie, a guy is talking about how some guy got kicked in the nuts.
*22.zip is from the howard stern show. on the show, howard was interviewing mike piazza, and in the interview, they talk about how mike got hit in the nuts by a baseball.
*23.zip is from a song called "the joker's wild." in the song, they say "oh goody, now unzip your draurs (sp). i'm gonna clip this chain on your balls."
*24.zip is of andrew dice clay saying "i'll bite off your balls, and spit 'em in your fuckin' face."
*25.zip is from a song called "piggie pie." in the song, they say "...he lives in a mansion on his own private road. i started walking down it, the guard, he told me 'wait.' i snapped his fuckin' neck in 2, 'n slammed his nuts in the gate."
*26.zip is from a movie called "the substitute." in the movie, some guy says "you lost your mind and now you lost your fuckin' balls." (he screams because the other guy grabs his balls) then the other guy says "maybe i'll borrow yours, huh? on second thought maybe their too small." then the guy who had his nuts squeezed says "fuck you, man!"
*28.zip is from the movie "stir crazy." in it, some guy says "i came here for a hernia operation, cut off one of my nuts by mistake." then some other guy yells "say what?!?" then the other guy says "said i didn't need it any more."
*29.zip is also from "stir crazy." it's of some guy saying "they were gonna cut the dude's nuts off, ain't that right harry?" then the other guy says "i don't wanna discuss my nuts."
*30.zip is from the howard stern show. it's of howard saying "jim cameron was a real ballbuster."
*31.zip is also from the howard stern show. it's of howard saying "the guy who always calls up gary and busts his balls is sal the stockbroker."
*32.zip is from the movie "fletch." in it, some guy says "you fellas wanna read me my rights?" then the other guy says "you have the right to remain silent, you have the right to have your face kicked in by me, you have the right to have your balls stomped by him." then the other guy says "i'll waive my rights."
*33.zip is of andrew dice clay saying "i'll bite off your balls 'n spit 'em in your face!"
*35.zip is of howard stern saying "i never get tired of ballbusting, i really don't."
*36.zip is from the movie "cop and a half." in the movie, some guy says "actually the doctors don't have much, ah, hope for him 'n, they're gonna cut off his testicles."
*37.zip is from a song. in it they say "jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls."
*39.zip is also from a song. in it they say "kicked in his skull, then i kicked in his jaw. kicked 'em in his face and i kicked in his ball."

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