| SECRET TEAMS | vc |
| BIG HEADS | heliumbrain |
| MONSTER PLAYERS | alienbrain |
| INFECTED PLAYERS | tvirus |
| WHEN COMMENTATORS GO BAD | whatamisaying |
| HIP CLOTHES | the70slive |
| COOL LOOKS | radical |
| HAPPY MODE | sohappy |
| BALL CAMERA | betheball |
| "WE'RE SCREWED" SEGA SPORTS PLAYER | Marrinson |
| "YO" SEGA SPORTS PLAYER | Stricker |
| "THE DOCTOR IS IN" SEGA SPORTS PLAYER | Dobson |
| "I AM SEAMAN" SEGA SPORTS PLAYER | Aynaga |
| "IT S A LIBRARY THING" MO CAPS PLAYER | Arnold |