The views on this webpage are of those expressed by the staff here at The Burgess website. It is preferred that you are above the age of 18 to view this website, but if you are not, it's not anyone's ass here because you are being warned.
Hopefully you have enough of a grip of things to realize that everything that is on this page is by one man who doesn't really care about a whole lot of things. The Burgess respects everyone's opinion and hopes that you can do the same. Please leave now if you are opposed to any of the following:
Full Frontal Nudity
The Spanish Language
Excessive Use of Profanities
Excessive Use of Referring to Oneself in the Third Person
Kitten Juggling
Now there are two choices that are ahead. You could decide to be a civilized person and just go right on in and read. You could also be yet another person to send The Burgess some hate mail (kind of enjoy it really..), like was said though, the choice is yours and yours alone. Keep in mind though, you are being warned that sometimes walking away can be just as bad, if not worse, than going ahead.
Yes, I am not a Bitch.
No, I am a little punk who wets him/her/itself.
