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CHAOS THEORY
 
As usual Fat came to the ring to thank the fans for coming out and let them know that Mr. Carvell given Fat one chance to get his career in CPW back, but he has to win the match...
 
Fat vs. HCK vs. Sasso
 
Well with Fat already in the ring out came his oppenents, the Handicapped Kid and the always intersting Sasso!  Guest referee Stewi called for the bell and instead of the bell ringing Mr. Carvell's music hits and out comes the owner of CPW!
 
This match never got started because Carvell came out and proceeded to fire all 3 CPW stars and demanded that they leave "his ring" and so Sasso & HCK left with only Fat left in the ring.  Fat tried to plead with Carvell to keep his job in CPW saying that CPW is his family and he has busted his butt to make CPW the best in the world.  Fat looking as if he was about to cry, asked if there was anything he could do to stay in CPW and Carvell with each answer got angrier and angrier! 
 
To a huge pop from the fans Creepshow's music hits and Carvell yells at Fat by saying, "Is that the only way you can get a cheer from the fans by using their music?" But to Carvells surprise out comes Suicide Bane & Kid Sinistar!!
 
Kid Sinistar making a rare opportunity to talk in front of the fans demands that Carvell tell them who Creepshows oppenents for the vacant Tag Titles will be!  Kid Sinistar not being used to the microphone forgot to turn it on while talking and Carvell called him a jackass, and Sinistar about went after Carvell.  Carvell then looks at Creepshow and asks since you dont know who your facing later in the show do you want to name the stipulation for the match!  So Carvell who was being booed and yelled at by every fan in the arena started rambling off different matches, "Hell in the Shed" which got a chuckle from the crowd, "Foot in the Pond" match, "Name the Referee".  Sinistar accepts the "Name the referee" stipulation and Carvell then insisted that Creepshow tell him who it will be and Creepshow respond by turning and leaving the ringside area and Carvell to throw a tantrum because he isnt getting his way.  Carvell then follows to Creepshow to the back.
 
Kryptonite Kid vs. Nasty Neal
 
These two men are representing Old School Wrestling from Hardin, Ky.  Nasty Neal entered the ring area to a chorus of boos from the crowd and was accompanied to the ring by fellow OSW star Brimsotne, and they came with a table.  Next to enter the Comacity filled CPW arena was Kryptonite Kid with his Valet.
 
After a few collar and elbow tie ups Neal got the advantage and then called for a cooking tray and Brimstone was more than happy to give it to Neal.  Neal proceeded to pound the Kid with with the tray about 10 times and caused the Kryponite Kid to be busted wide open.
 
The action in this match went back and forth between the two OSW stars with no one man gaining an upper hand.  Nasty Neal once again calls for weapons and Brimstone tosses in three chairs to which Neal set the chairs up with the Cooking tray on top.  Nasty Neal delivers a pile driver to the Kid and gets a 2 count, Neal and Kid were back on there feet when Neal ran towards the Kid and Kid proceeded to give a drop toe hold to Neal through the chairs!
 
The Kryptonite Kid was all offense after this hitting a moonsault, and even attacking Brimstone outside the ring.  Kryptonite Kid set up a table in the ring and did and what looked like a strange variation of the kryponite krunch on Neal 1-2-3!
Winner: Kryptonite Kid
 
After the ring is cleared from the OSW match, out comes Zombus to do his usual "I am Romanian you are American you suck" promo and then proceeds to interview CPW security guard Morbid Angel.  Zombus then asks if Morbid Angel would want to join a winning team and Morbid Angel says yes and the two men leave together.
 
While waiting for the next match the CPW announce team of Global Champion Coma White and NRW's Chairman thank the crowd for coming out and hopes they are enjoying the show.
 
"Let the Bodies hit the Floor" and out comes former Global champion Kai.  The crowd is all over him and one fan got a little to close to the action and Kai gave him the GORE for it!  Kai then proceeded to announce position and got in the face of Chairman who was unable to perform due to an ankle injury.  Kai then issues a challenge to Chairman for the upcoming NRW show in Mansfield, Ohio.  Kai then gets in the ring and wants somebody from the back to come out so he can kill him...
 
And out comes to a huge pop from the fans Big D!!  If ever there was one person who embodied what CPW is all about it is Big D!
So the next match...
 
Big D vs. 'Kai
 
The match started off quickly with several pin attempts by both men, when a "smurf on steroids" chant began in reference to Kai's electric blue hair. 
 
Kai then is on the offensive doing the Kryptonite Krunch to perfection, and yelled at the crowd "If you are going to do the move do it right!", both men trade blows and Big D hits Kai with a facebuster and then proceeds to bring several chairs into the ring to which the crowd cheered.  Kai retaliated by standing on the chairs and delivering a nasty looking sit down powerbomb through the chairs, and Kai proceeds to mach the crowd and give time for Big D to recover and did he ever!  Kai attempted his GORE when Big D plastered Kai in the face with a stop sign.  The crowd is going crazy for what would be a huge upset if Big D could defeat Kai!  Kai gets to his feet after the sick attempted Gore and Big D began hitting Kai in the head 6 times in the head with the same stop sign as before and Kai went down and Big D made the pin!!!!
Winner: Big D
 
As Big D is celebrating the biggest victory of his career, out comes Mr. Carvell to ask Big D if he can win a match without using Hardcore manuevers, and before Big D can answer Carvell asks who he thinks he is, "Wheckwess Will, Hahcore Wesswer It my Music" and Mr. Carvell promptly fires Big D and demands that he "Hit the Bricks"!
 
The crowd couldnt believe it that Carvell had fired two of the most popular stars in CPW and Big D vowed revenge and when you least expect it Big D will be back!!  The crwod popped huge for Big D, and Carvell went to the back.  Meanwhile Kai had gotten in Chairmans face again and this time Chairman planted Kai in the Ground face first to a huge pop from the fans, with some assistance Kai made it back to backstage area to a huge chorus of boos.
 
Before the next match for the vacant I-C Title Alex Vess comes to the ring with his valet, Alexis.  He the proceeds to throw the newest flavor from the Vess folks and it is Grape!!!!  Crowd cheers because Vess gives them drinks and it was pretty warm so the grape Vess was welcome.  Alex Vess then proceeds to tell the crowd that the guys in the back dont really see him as a people person so he plans on changing that....
 
So Alex Vess gets on one knee and asks Alexis to marry him and she says yes!  So we have another first in CPW a damn wedding engagement what could possibly next?
 
Alex Vess vs. Society vs. Zombus vs. Morbid Angel
 
This match is for the Vacated I-C title when Warhammer was deported back to Romania and couldnt defend the belt so on with the match...
 
Zombus and Morbid Angel went on the offensive earky against Society and Vess.  Morbid Angel looked good in his CPW debut giving Society all he could handle.  Zombus and Morbid Angel throw Vess from the ring and they attack Society and place him on a table in the ring, and strange music starts playing, while Society is on the table and from out of nowhere comes Juneaux!!!  Hitting a text book splash on Societyto make his CPW return and team with Zombus and Morbid Angel! 
 
Zombus & Juneaux were working well as a team hitting the Rock Bomb on Society and Juneaux quickly hits a guillotine leg drop off the top post for a 2 count.  Continueing with the double teaming Juneaux & Zombus perform a sick Slingshit Spear which practically ripped Alex Vess in half.
 
Juneaux continues with the beat down of Society when Zombus leaves the ring followed by Alex Vess and the next thing we know Zombus & Vess are on top of the Shed and are slugging it out, Vess gets the upperhand and punches Zombus and Zombus falls off of the shed about 15 feet to the ground.  Some of the CPW stars were in the crowd watching the match when this happened and ran to the back to check on Zombus.  Juneaux was now being double teamed by Vess & Society when some how ZOmbus makes it back to the ring, and Vess attacks him and Vess hits the Soda Pop Drop for the win!!!!
Winner and new I-C Champion: Alex Vess
 
After the match Team Romania regroups and destroy Vess and Society.  While Juneaux and  Morbid Angel are beating down Vess and Society Zombus gets on the mic and calls out NRW's Vice!  Vice comes to the ring and Zombus issues a challenge for Vice at the upcoming NRW show which will feature some of CPW's top stars!  Team Romania leaves and Vice leaves as well...
 
Road Rage vs. The Vice
 
These two men represent NO RULES WRESTLING, from Mansfield, Ohio.  The CPW & NRW are very close and often have each others talent appearing on shows.  This is the continuation of one of the most violent fueds going in NRW.  This match up is announced as a "2 out of 3 tables" match!  The idea being first man to put his opponent through 2 tables is your winner.  Road Rage enters the ring first and the crowd gives him a less than happy reception.  Next up is Vice who has Creepshow bring his tables out so the fans get behind Vice and Stewi the ref called for the bell...
 
Vice starts the match out with a huge display of strength by picking up Road Rage for a vertical suplex and held up there for a good 15 seconds puts him down and snaps him over for a viscious snap suplex.  Vice sets up a chair and table in the ring to deliver a belly to back throught the table while standing on the chair but Road Rage counters and hits a diving lariat clothesline to send Vice through the table.  Road Rage up 1 table to none.
 
The two NRW stars start to beat the hell out of each other going back and forth until a table is set in the ring and Vice picks up Road Rage again showing his power by doing a very Physical version of the Last Ride and sends Road Rage through the table to tiethings up.  Tied at 1 table a piece.
 
Both men had offensive opportunities in this match and Road Rage was standing on the apron of the ring next to two tables stacked on top of each other and Vice starts punching Road Rage in the face and Road Rage retaliates with some shots of his own, the two men are going at it and they both hit each other at the same time and BOTH go through the stacked tables to a huge roar from the crowd!  Stewi the Ref declared this match a draw!
 
Carvell came out during this match to try and distract Vice and it looks like there is no love loss between those two men!
 
Now onto the MAIN EVENT......
 
Creepshow vs. ?????
 
This match is for the CPW Tag Team Championship!  First to the Ring comes Kid Sinistar and Suicude Bane, Creepshow:Hybrid Zero!  The crowd went nuts when Kid and Bane entered the ring and as loud as  the cheers for Creepshow were the Boos were even louder when Mr. Carvell and Creeping Death, who is also the CPW Harcore Champion make their way to the ring.  Kid Sinistar then demands that Carvell tell them who the other man is and Carvell obliges and says for them to hit his music!  After a lengthy intro out comes HAVOK!!!  Kid Sinistar and Suicide Bane cant believe that Carvell has gotten to yet another member of the Creepshow to go against them.  Carvell says thats your opponents The REAL creepshow, Creeping Death & Havok!  Carvell then asks who the referee would be, Carvell says he knows it wont be Cripple White (Coma White) or Simon Warlock since he has had them eliminated!  Kid Sinistar says that Carvell will recognise the referee, VICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
Carvell cant believe it!  The two men he hates most Kid Sinistar and Vice working together against him.  Carvell throws a fit the likes i have never seen before, protesting Vice's role in the match.  So Vice asks for the bell and the match gets underway.
 
Match starts out with both teams having flurries of offense since these four men know each other so well.  Carvell and Vice are constantly jawing back and forth at each other.  While this is happening Havok & Creping Death begin to stach chairs in the ring after they get about 10 chairs in the ring they both pick up Kid Sinistar for a Double Vertical Suplex through the chairs!  Moments later  Kid and Bane recover enough to beat down Havok & Creping Death and execute a violent version of the conchairto smashing 6 chairs into the heads of Creeping Death & Havok at the same time!
 
After retaining his composure Creeping Death placed Suicide Bane on a table and do a splash from the top post but Kid Sinistar pulled Bane off and Creeping Death got the Creepshow Cutter through the table.  Suicide Bane then throws Creeping Death out of the ring and places him on a table, Meanwhile Kid Sinistar has Havok in a power bomb position and proceeds to power bomb Havok through Creepind Death on the ground!  The crowd was going insane, as was Carvell but for another reason his team was being destroyed!
 
Kid & Bane bring Carvell's team back in the ring to finish them off when Kid Sinistar sets up 4 chairs and picks Creeping Death up for a Starburst Driver through the chairs!  Kid plants him and Suicide Bane and Sinistar go for the double pin and win the tag belts, Vice is down 1-2- Vice flips off both members of Creepshow and the crowd cant believe it!  Carvell is laughing outside the ring and out of nowhere comes Kai!  Kai hits Sucide Bane in the Back with a chair, and Vice hits a spear on Kid Sinistar!  Havok pins Sinistar to win the CPW Tag Team Titles.  Meanwhile Kai put Kid Sinistar in the camel clutch with the help of the a 2x4 wrapped completely in barb wire.  Blood was running down Kid Sinistars face to the horror of the crowd!  I witnessed people crying, covering their faces and just disbelief.  While Kid Sinistar was bleeding terribly bad Kai delivered a X plex to Suicide Bane and Looked to nearly break him in half.  Sea wolf came to confront Vice to no avail and gets power bombed on some thumb tacks.  Coma White after pleading for someone to help CPW's fallen heroes enters the ring and gets the impaler from Creeping Death on the tacks.  After Carvell's guys were finished it looked like a car wreck with bodies laying everywhere.
 
Alex Vess came to help carry Sinistar to the back when Carvell got in his face and told him if he wants to keep the IC title to drop Sinistar where he is!  ANd out of nowhere The guys from OSW carry Sinistar to the back.
 
Carvell yells at the audience to know that Chaos is officially dead, with all the carnage that they have seen today!  Carvell then demands that the crowd has 5 minutes to get the hell off of his property! 
 
And Chaos Theory was over!