CHAOS
THEORY
As usual Fat came to the ring to thank the
fans for coming out and let them know that Mr. Carvell given Fat
one chance to get his career in CPW back, but he has to win the
match...
Fat vs.
HCK vs. Sasso
Well with Fat already in the ring out came his
oppenents, the Handicapped Kid and the always intersting Sasso! Guest
referee Stewi called for the bell and instead of the bell ringing Mr. Carvell's
music hits and out comes the owner of CPW!
This match never got started because Carvell came
out and proceeded to fire all 3 CPW stars and demanded that they
leave "his ring" and so Sasso & HCK left with only Fat left
in the ring. Fat tried to plead with Carvell to keep his job in CPW saying
that CPW is his family and he has busted his butt to make CPW the best in
the world. Fat looking as if he was about to cry, asked if there was
anything he could do to stay in CPW and Carvell with each answer got angrier and
angrier!
To a huge pop from the fans Creepshow's
music hits and Carvell yells at Fat by saying, "Is that the only way
you can get a cheer from the fans by using their music?" But to Carvells
surprise out comes Suicide Bane & Kid Sinistar!!
Kid Sinistar making a rare opportunity to talk
in front of the fans demands that Carvell tell them who Creepshows
oppenents for the vacant Tag Titles will be! Kid Sinistar not being
used to the microphone forgot to turn it on while talking and Carvell called him
a jackass, and Sinistar about went after Carvell. Carvell then looks at
Creepshow and asks since you dont know who your facing later in the show do
you want to name the stipulation for the
match! So Carvell who was being booed and yelled at by every fan
in the arena started rambling off different matches, "Hell in the Shed" which
got a chuckle from the crowd, "Foot in the Pond" match, "Name the
Referee". Sinistar accepts the "Name the referee" stipulation
and Carvell then insisted that Creepshow tell him who it will be and Creepshow
respond by turning and leaving the ringside area and Carvell to throw
a tantrum because he isnt getting his way. Carvell then follows to
Creepshow to the back.
Kryptonite Kid vs. Nasty Neal
These two men are representing Old School
Wrestling from Hardin, Ky. Nasty Neal entered the ring area to a
chorus of boos from the crowd and was accompanied to the ring by fellow OSW star
Brimsotne, and they came with a table. Next to enter the Comacity
filled CPW arena was Kryptonite Kid with his Valet.
After a few collar and elbow tie ups Neal got the
advantage and then called for a cooking tray and Brimstone was more than happy
to give it to Neal. Neal proceeded to pound the Kid with with the tray
about 10 times and caused the Kryponite Kid to be busted wide open.
The action in this match went back and forth
between the two OSW stars with no one man gaining an upper hand. Nasty
Neal once again calls for weapons and Brimstone tosses in three chairs to which
Neal set the chairs up with the Cooking tray on top. Nasty Neal delivers a
pile driver to the Kid and gets a 2 count, Neal and Kid were back on there feet
when Neal ran towards the Kid and Kid proceeded to give a drop toe hold to Neal
through the chairs!
The Kryptonite Kid was all offense after this
hitting a moonsault, and even attacking Brimstone outside the ring.
Kryptonite Kid set up a table in the ring and did and what looked like a strange
variation of the kryponite krunch on Neal 1-2-3!
Winner: Kryptonite
Kid
After the ring is cleared from the OSW match, out
comes Zombus to do his usual "I am Romanian you are American you suck" promo and
then proceeds to interview CPW security guard Morbid Angel. Zombus then
asks if Morbid Angel would want to join a winning team and Morbid Angel says yes
and the two men leave together.
While waiting for the next match the CPW announce
team of Global Champion Coma White and NRW's Chairman thank the crowd for coming
out and hopes they are enjoying the show.
"Let the Bodies hit the Floor" and out comes former
Global champion Kai. The crowd is all over him and one fan got a little to
close to the action and Kai gave him the GORE for it! Kai then proceeded
to announce position and got in the face of Chairman who was unable to
perform due to an ankle injury. Kai then issues a challenge to
Chairman for the upcoming NRW show in Mansfield, Ohio. Kai then gets in
the ring and wants somebody from the back to come out so he can kill
him...
And out comes to a huge pop from the fans Big
D!! If ever there was one person who embodied what CPW is all about it is
Big D!
So the next match...
Big D
vs. 'Kai
The match started off quickly with several pin
attempts by both men, when a "smurf on steroids" chant began in reference to
Kai's electric blue hair.
Kai then is on the offensive doing
the Kryptonite Krunch to perfection, and yelled at the crowd "If you are
going to do the move do it right!", both men trade blows and Big D hits Kai
with a facebuster and then proceeds to bring several chairs into the ring to
which the crowd cheered. Kai retaliated by standing on the chairs and
delivering a nasty looking sit down powerbomb through the chairs, and Kai
proceeds to mach the crowd and give time for Big D to recover and did he
ever! Kai attempted his GORE when Big D plastered Kai in the face with a
stop sign. The crowd is going crazy for what would be a huge upset if Big
D could defeat Kai! Kai gets to his feet after the sick attempted Gore and
Big D began hitting Kai in the head 6 times in the head with the same stop sign
as before and Kai went down and Big D made the pin!!!!
Winner: Big
D
As Big D is celebrating the biggest victory of his
career, out comes Mr. Carvell to ask Big D if he can win a match without using
Hardcore manuevers, and before Big D can answer Carvell asks who he thinks he
is, "Wheckwess Will, Hahcore Wesswer It my Music" and Mr. Carvell promptly fires
Big D and demands that he "Hit the Bricks"!
The crowd couldnt believe it that Carvell had fired
two of the most popular stars in CPW and Big D vowed revenge and when you least
expect it Big D will be back!! The crwod popped huge for Big D, and
Carvell went to the back. Meanwhile Kai had gotten in Chairmans face again
and this time Chairman planted Kai in the Ground face first to a huge pop from
the fans, with some assistance Kai made it back to backstage area to a huge
chorus of boos.
Before the next match for the vacant I-C Title Alex
Vess comes to the ring with his valet, Alexis. He the proceeds to throw
the newest flavor from the Vess folks and it is Grape!!!! Crowd cheers
because Vess gives them drinks and it was pretty warm so the grape Vess was
welcome. Alex Vess then proceeds to tell the crowd that the guys in the
back dont really see him as a people person so he plans on changing
that....
So Alex Vess gets on one knee and asks Alexis to
marry him and she says yes! So we have another first in CPW a damn wedding
engagement what could possibly next?
Alex
Vess vs. Society vs. Zombus vs. Morbid Angel
This match is for the Vacated I-C title when
Warhammer was deported back to Romania and couldnt defend the belt so on with
the match...
Zombus and Morbid Angel went on the offensive earky
against Society and Vess. Morbid Angel looked good in his CPW debut giving
Society all he could handle. Zombus and Morbid Angel throw Vess from the
ring and they attack Society and place him on a table in the ring, and strange
music starts playing, while Society is on the table and from out of nowhere
comes Juneaux!!! Hitting a text book splash on Societyto make his CPW
return and team with Zombus and Morbid Angel!
Zombus & Juneaux were working well as a team
hitting the Rock Bomb on Society and Juneaux quickly hits a guillotine leg drop
off the top post for a 2 count. Continueing with the double teaming
Juneaux & Zombus perform a sick Slingshit Spear which practically ripped
Alex Vess in half.
Juneaux continues with the beat down of Society
when Zombus leaves the ring followed by Alex Vess and the next thing we know
Zombus & Vess are on top of the Shed and are slugging it out, Vess gets the
upperhand and punches Zombus and Zombus falls off of the shed about 15 feet to
the ground. Some of the CPW stars were in the crowd watching the match
when this happened and ran to the back to check on Zombus. Juneaux was now
being double teamed by Vess & Society when some how ZOmbus makes it back to
the ring, and Vess attacks him and Vess hits the Soda Pop Drop for the
win!!!!
Winner and new I-C
Champion: Alex Vess
After the match Team Romania regroups and destroy
Vess and Society. While Juneaux and Morbid Angel are beating down
Vess and Society Zombus gets on the mic and calls out NRW's Vice! Vice
comes to the ring and Zombus issues a challenge for Vice at the upcoming NRW
show which will feature some of CPW's top stars! Team Romania leaves and
Vice leaves as well...
Road
Rage vs. The Vice
These two men represent NO RULES WRESTLING, from
Mansfield, Ohio. The CPW & NRW are very close and often have each
others talent appearing on shows. This is the continuation of one of the
most violent fueds going in NRW. This match up is announced as a "2 out of
3 tables" match! The idea being first man to put his opponent through 2
tables is your winner. Road Rage enters the ring first and the crowd gives
him a less than happy reception. Next up is Vice who has Creepshow bring
his tables out so the fans get behind Vice and Stewi the ref called for the
bell...
Vice starts the match out with a huge display of
strength by picking up Road Rage for a vertical suplex and held up there for a
good 15 seconds puts him down and snaps him over for a viscious snap
suplex. Vice sets up a chair and table in the ring to deliver a belly to
back throught the table while standing on the chair but Road Rage counters and
hits a diving lariat clothesline to send Vice through the table. Road Rage up 1 table to none.
The two NRW stars start to beat the hell out of
each other going back and forth until a table is set in the ring and Vice picks
up Road Rage again showing his power by doing a very Physical version of the
Last Ride and sends Road Rage through the table to tiethings up. Tied at 1 table a piece.
Both men had offensive opportunities in this match
and Road Rage was standing on the apron of the ring next to two tables stacked
on top of each other and Vice starts punching Road Rage in the face and Road
Rage retaliates with some shots of his own, the two men are going at it and they
both hit each other at the same time and BOTH go through the stacked tables to a
huge roar from the crowd! Stewi the Ref declared this
match a draw!
Carvell came out during this match to try and
distract Vice and it looks like there is no love loss between those two
men!
Now onto the MAIN EVENT......
Creepshow vs. ?????
This match is for the CPW Tag Team
Championship! First to the Ring comes Kid Sinistar and Suicude Bane,
Creepshow:Hybrid Zero! The crowd went nuts when Kid and Bane entered the
ring and as loud as the cheers for Creepshow were the Boos were even
louder when Mr. Carvell and Creeping Death, who is also the CPW Harcore Champion
make their way to the ring. Kid Sinistar then demands that Carvell tell
them who the other man is and Carvell obliges and says for them to hit his
music! After a lengthy intro out comes HAVOK!!! Kid Sinistar and
Suicide Bane cant believe that Carvell has gotten to yet another member of the
Creepshow to go against them. Carvell says thats your opponents The REAL
creepshow, Creeping Death & Havok! Carvell then asks who the referee
would be, Carvell says he knows it wont be Cripple White (Coma White) or Simon
Warlock since he has had them eliminated! Kid Sinistar says that Carvell
will recognise the referee, VICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carvell cant believe it! The two men he hates
most Kid Sinistar and Vice working together against him. Carvell throws a
fit the likes i have never seen before, protesting Vice's role in the
match. So Vice asks for the bell and the match gets underway.
Match starts out with both teams having flurries of
offense since these four men know each other so well. Carvell and Vice are
constantly jawing back and forth at each other. While this is happening
Havok & Creping Death begin to stach chairs in the ring after they get about
10 chairs in the ring they both pick up Kid Sinistar for a Double Vertical
Suplex through the chairs! Moments later Kid and Bane recover enough
to beat down Havok & Creping Death and execute a violent version of the
conchairto smashing 6 chairs into the heads of Creeping Death & Havok at the
same time!
After retaining his composure Creeping Death placed
Suicide Bane on a table and do a splash from the top post but Kid Sinistar
pulled Bane off and Creeping Death got the Creepshow Cutter through the
table. Suicide Bane then throws Creeping Death out of the ring and places
him on a table, Meanwhile Kid Sinistar has Havok in a power bomb position and
proceeds to power bomb Havok through Creepind Death on the ground! The
crowd was going insane, as was Carvell but for another reason his team was being
destroyed!
Kid & Bane bring Carvell's team back in the
ring to finish them off when Kid Sinistar sets up 4 chairs and picks Creeping
Death up for a Starburst Driver through the chairs! Kid plants him and
Suicide Bane and Sinistar go for the double pin and win the tag belts, Vice is
down 1-2- Vice flips off both members of Creepshow and the crowd cant believe
it! Carvell is laughing outside the ring and out of nowhere comes
Kai! Kai hits Sucide Bane in the Back with a chair, and Vice hits a spear
on Kid Sinistar! Havok pins Sinistar to win the CPW Tag Team Titles.
Meanwhile Kai put Kid Sinistar in the camel clutch with the help of the a 2x4
wrapped completely in barb wire. Blood was running down Kid Sinistars face
to the horror of the crowd! I witnessed people crying, covering their
faces and just disbelief. While Kid Sinistar was bleeding terribly bad Kai
delivered a X plex to Suicide Bane and Looked to nearly break him in half.
Sea wolf came to confront Vice to no avail and gets power bombed on some thumb
tacks. Coma White after pleading for someone to help CPW's fallen heroes
enters the ring and gets the impaler from Creeping Death on the tacks.
After Carvell's guys were finished it looked like a car wreck with bodies laying
everywhere.
Alex Vess came to help carry Sinistar to the back
when Carvell got in his face and told him if he wants to keep the IC title to
drop Sinistar where he is! ANd out of nowhere The guys from OSW carry
Sinistar to the back.
Carvell yells at the audience to know that Chaos is
officially dead, with all the carnage that they have seen today! Carvell
then demands that the crowd has 5 minutes to get the hell off of his
property!
And Chaos Theory was over!