THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF CRITIQUE GROUPS—A LESSON IN SURVIVAL!
So youve been furiously typing away on a novel for several years, have developed your characters down to the last detail, have spent hundreds of dollars in research materials, have sliced the fat from your prose, and, after turning off the printer for the last time, you finally have in your hands what one part of you truly believes could be the biggest blockbuster since the invention of the pen!
But then the other part of you takes over—that insufferable nagging voice that continually questions all of your hard work—and you wonder Am I kidding myself?
No, you think defiantly, my spouse, my friends, even Crazy Aunt Shirley praised the chapters I gave to them, calling the novel a masterpiece . . . and then that nagging voice comes alive once more, telling you that your spouse and friends were perhaps just being nice, and also reminding you just how Crazy Aunt Shirley earned her nickname.
Any author who claims that he or she has never experienced the above (except, perhaps, the part about the lunatic aunt) is nothing but a bold-faced liar. Its human nature to question your work, for glorys sake, so let no one fool you into thinking you are the only one who has been in this situation.
But now what do you do? Get another opinion, obviously. But from whom? Oh no, you think, not a crit . . . critique group?
Heavens, just the name can turn an otherwise intelligent, outspoken, talented individual into a quivering pile of mush, or have the power to send them into a tizzy that even a healthy dose of Aunt Shirleys narcotics couldnt still. Yes, authors new to the art of writing may be fearful of these dreaded groups—they might even picture themselves as Buffy with a single stake facing a gaggle of blood-thirsty vampires. But would they be correct in their assessment?
Good question. All I know is that, like or lump critique groups, you certainly cant kill them—and believe me, there have been many times when Ive tried. Like Buffys vampires, many simply refuse to die! But Im not, however, convinced they deserve extinction. Ive learned to face the truth—in the business of writing fiction, critique groups go with the territory. A required evil, if you will. There certainly is no experience in the world like presenting your work for review amongst peers, especially for the first time, except, perhaps, being stripped naked in front of a crowd at the Rose Bowl.
So why put yourself through the turmoil, you might ask? Easy answer—so you will improve your craft. By no means am I suggesting that you rely on a critique group for the rest of your life, nor that it is the right thing to do for every individual, but from personal experience I must tell you that finding a solid group of writers who are not only willing to read your work, but who give encouragement and much-needed advice—correction—honest and trustworthy and unbiased advice, can make all the difference between a lifetime of rejections and that seemingly-unobtainable sale.
Now, finding this group is not an easy task. How well I know. It took me years, literally, to gather around me people who have aided more than hindered me. Granted, there will be bad days, when your chosen audience seems to have nothing good to say about your work. But then there are the good days, days when you leave your group with the plaudits ringing in your ears and that euphoric, almost orgasmic, feeling of accomplishment filling your soul.
As a moderator, or co-moderator (thank you, Lynn) of a few such beasts, and as a past and present participant in several others, I have taken it upon myself to put forth for you the golden rules—the 10 Commandents—regarding attending a critique group. I guarantee, adhering to them will not only make your time spent with a group worthwhile, but also steer you on the path to finding those unique individuals who can help you in honing your skills.
1. Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Moderator In Vain.
Every good critique group has a moderator, whether specifically designated or not, who leads the conversation toward productive criticism, who salves ruffled feathers, who cuts off the windbags when oxygen levels in the room drop to dangerously low levels. If the moderator says its time to move along to the next topic, by all means, bow to their will without question.
2. Thou Shalt Listen Carefully When Others Speak.
A successful critique-group member will learn much of their craft in this manner. We learn what and what not to do by listening to brilliant and not-so-brilliant prose, and by hearing suggestions proffered from the authors who have tackled similar problems and mastered them.
3. Thou Shalt Be Willing To Offer Opinions.
A vital key to a successful critique group are members who are willing to participate. All members. Perhaps the commandment should be renamed Thou Must Be Willing To Give And Not Just Receive. If this commandment is not heeded, you will quickly find yourself alone, and will, in all likelihood, not be invited to return. It stands to reason, why should others listen to your work and offer their learned advice if you are unwilling to return the favor?
4. Thou Shalt Be Tactful.
A commandment that should, in a perfect world, be common sense, but alas, tis not. People are different, some have grating personalities while others are lamb-meek. Believe me, a sure-fire method of losing respect within the group and forfeiting your welcome to return is to accuse another member of stupidity. You must remember, not all members of the same group will have equal skills. Some authors excel at dialogue, some at description, some at plotting . . . simply because one has exceptional talent in a certain area of writing does not give one license to belittle others. Use your head, think before you laugh at someones clumsy prose, and by all means, talk to them as you expect others to talk to you.
5. Thou Shalt Not Participate With A Closed Mind.
There is nothing more infuriating than an author supposedly seeking advice who is not willing to take any. If you are enamored with your prose, have chiselled your words in stone, and you feel that other authors cannot aid you, then stay home and make passionate love to your manuscript!
6. Thou Shalt Not Argue Nor Justify, But Be Thankful.
This goes hand-in-hand with the above commandment. The authors in the group are volunteering their time to help you develop your craft. True, if is a natural instinct to defend your work. If there is a reason behind why such-and-such happened in your story, it is perfectly acceptable to voice your original intention, thus providing insight to those in the group who might be unaware. But, if you are defending your switch in Point Of View half-way through a sentence, or spitefully digging in your heels regarding broken rules of grammer, you will find few allies. Believe me, a smile of gratitude goes a long way.
7. Thou Shalt Beware Of Those Who Offer Advice Yet Cannot Construct A Decent Sentence Without The Aid Of A Hammer And A Thirty-Man Workforce.
A tough commandment to follow, but one of the most vital to your mental health. Yes, peoples opinions matter, and have the power to destroy should the ego be delicate. But you must hear the work of others in order to access whether their opinion is a credible one. If someone is offering an opinion that you know in your heart goes against all logic, before taking their advice and altering your story, ask yourself several questions . . . in which genre does this person write?—in other words, are they standing in similar shoes or are they unfamiliar with your particular genre? Second, is there any logical truth when they say, for instance, that your clump of historical research in the middle of an otherwise spell-binding scene is boring, or that your dialogue is stilted? Third, does this persons own work warrant their criticism? In other words, do they have a similar style of writing, or are they asking you to alter your style to fit their own taste? Tricky, to say the least.
But there are some things you can do. When confronted by an opposite opinion, I do the following . . . if the author writes Historicals (especially in a similiar time-period) I listen carefully to what they have to say. They, after all, might have an actual point regarding a research issue, and I will certainly make a note to double-check it. Additionally, if this author is consistent in his/her own work, then I do not even think to discard their opinion, especially if they create, say, stunning dialogue or breathtaking descriptions, and suggest ways to improve mine. By all means, I take what they say to heart and reexamine my work. Which leads me to the following commandment . . .
8. Thou Shalt Use Ones Intelligence.
Before you run home and make changes to your work based on all the suggestions you receive, use your head. First (in your mind, at least) weed out comments from the bad-apples—you know the type, the participants who are there only to find a mate (who could care less about the quality of their own prose), who are simply there to stroke their egos (appalling, right?—who would have thought???), or the ones who like saying that they are authors simply to impress those whom they believe are less intelligent. Yes, you will run into these irritating monsters from time to time, but fear not. Follow your instincts regarding the participants . . . I have always found several authors to whom Im naturally drawn. You can usually tell within a few minutes of listening to their comments whether they are knowledgeable or motivated by hidden agendas. The bottom line with this commandment is to learn which members of critique groups are credible—and avoid, at all costs, those which are not.
9. Thou Shalt Ask Specific Questions.
Come prepared with a list of what you are seeking to accomplish in the work you have elected to share. Trust me, if after finishing your reading, you look around at the faces and ask, What do you think?, you are going to receive a plethora of responses, ones which will always make you wish you had not gotten out of bed that morning. If you know your passage has a dialogue problem, ask how to improve it. If you know your descriptions or metaphors are shaky, seek advice. But never, NEVER, ask for generalizations, because in a group of 10 people you will receive 10 varying responses—you will end up rewriting your story for the umpteenth time, and more than likely, destroy any semblance of brilliance that might have been there in the first place.
10. Thou Shalt Bring The Moderator An Expensive Gift.
(Hey, you gotta give this boy a break for trying.)
The bottom line? No, its not an easy chore to swallow your pride and face a group of virtual strangers with verbal claws, sharpened and gleaming, who are likely to rip your hard work to shreds.
But is it worth the effort?
Yes! If you are a beginning writer, or one who has remained in the closet without presenting your work to the unbiased eye, then I wholeheartedly believe it behooves you to find a group—if you have the mettle, that is. Frankly, if you cant confront criticism from a peer, who does not have the power to break your career, yet who is a person facing similiar obstacles, how will you confront your first rejection letter from the High-And-Mighty agents/publishers?
Another good question, huh? Enough to make you think, I hope.
So please, do yourself a favor and join or form a critique group—after all, how far would you get relying on the all-knowing wisdom of Crazy Aunt Shirley?
© 1999, 2000, 2001 Trace Edward Zaber
The Novels |
The Shorts |
The Rest |
The Author Bio |
The Ongoing Battle |
The Awards |
Writing Links |
Writing Rings |
History Links |
Sign Guestbook |
All materials on this site
© Copyright 1999, 2000, 2001 Trace Edward Zaber
UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION AND DISTRIBUTION STRICTLY PROHIBITED.