DANGER! Your Credit May Be Damaged!
OH MY GOD!
You clicked it!
Didn't you ever see The Net, that movie where Sandra Bullock clicked the little "pi" icon at the bottom right-hand corner of her screen and then some guys erased all of her credit cards and tried to kill her!?!?! You're lucky I don't do that to you just for clicking that! You need to watch more TV. This stuff is dangerous! Click it again and it will take you back to the main page... or will it? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Hold on to your charge cards...)