Quotes of the Limiates

1. Angie- 10:08pm 8/22/99 I spelled it right this time acropalys. 2. Jason- 8/23/99 Jason: Ass sphinctor says what. J's mom: Huh? 3. Ian- 8:55pm 8/23/99 Man it sucks being me, I got no friends. 4. Blake- 12:25am 8/24/99 Frank: Damn I'm mad. Blake: Nice ta meetcha. 5. Jason- 7:59pm 8/24/99 I just sit in the tub and let 'em sink. 6. Miles- 9:30pm 8/24/99 Dude, pepperoni grows on trees. 7. Blake- 1:25am 8/26/99 Holding a piece of pizza that doesn't even look like Alaska. Sweet, it's Alaska. 8. Derek- 8:12pm 8/27/99 Want some water? It's good for your skin. 9. Ian- 4:21pm 8/28/99 Drinking Kool-Aid Tastes like a liquid fruit rollup. 10. Ian- 7:44pm 8/28/99 While wrestling Miles You hit my sneezing spot. 11. Jason- 4:11am 8/29/99 Ian, if you stick that sexy ass out any farther, I'm gonna have to fuck ya. 12. Fat- 2:18pm 9/3/99 Man, I want some kabobs. 13. Fat- 2:28pm 9/3/99 There's no way im losing pizza. I'd rather burn myself. 14. Derek- 11:08pm 9/3/99 If my dog ever barked at me, what would I say ya stupid stinky B. 15. Ian- 7:12pm 9/4/99 You're bad chicken nuggets, you're going to the tummy dungeon. 16. Derek- 11:17pm 9/10/99 Onion rings, not fries, that is my surprise. 17. Blake- 4:56pm 9/21/99 Stretch the cheese out like this, it lets the heat go. 18. Derek- 8:29pm 9/25/99 Idle hands are the devils advocate. 19. Derek- 9:02pm 10/4/99 Isn't it fun hanging out with me? 20. Julia- 7:23pm 10/8/99 If everyone just farted, the world would be a happier place. 21. Blake- 1:15am 10/10/99 I wonder if Predator can see people's heat from their farts? 22. Ian- 9:19pm 10/16/99 Out of nowhere in car going to St. Louis. My life sucks. 23. Angie- 10:17pm 10/18/99 You have penis breath. 24. Ian- 3:44pm 10/21/99 We need to start a restarant revloution. 25. Ian- 10:40pm 11/6/99 Standing in front of cop car while camping. Looks familiar. 26. Dan- 8:04pm 11/5/99 I am Krod soldier of christ defender of the weak and innocent. 27. Rob- 3:43pm 11/23/99 We were seperated at birth, reunited at death. 28. Derek- 4:25pm 11/26/99 We are living in a jewish world and I am a jewish girl. 29. (Ian sucks) 30. Jason- 9:43pm 12/7/99 I got a big mellon, I'm like jigglenuts. 31. J.mom- 9:55pm 12/7/99 You're starting to look like Alvis Prestly. 32. Blake- 3:59pm 12/14/99 The good thing about eating alot is the POOP, three turds at least. 33. Derek- 8:50pm 12/16/99 I wish I was a fry. 34. Mech- 5:10pm 12/17/99 Why don't you make like Joey Lawrence and give me some brotherly love. 35. Rob- 6:50pm 12/17/99 It would be sweet if you had ice skates for hands, then you could live in canada. 36. Rob- 11:57pm 12/18/99 What if a predator and a wookie mated? A super race of killers!!! 37. Angela- 12:00am 12/22/99 I don't like it when potatos talk. 38. Fremgen- 3:02pm 1/6/00 Oh man I love fire! 39. Rob(dork)- 9:30pm 1/6/00 You can't admit the truth. 40. Old lady leaving Kmart- 5:08pm 1/7/00 This is the worst Kmart I have ever been in, what a piece of shit. 41. Rob- 12:15am 1/9/00 Who the hell are you? 42. Dan- 2:58pm 1/10/00 I am Zagnorb ruler of the planet Pluto! Surrender earthlings and I will enslave your race instead of converting you into fuel for my interplanetary, dragon shaped space ship! 43. Ian- 6:25pm 2/3/00 Frank, don't call me Ian anymore, call me Desert Warrior!! 44. Ian- 7:06pm 2/3/00 Do you know whats better than KFC? NOTHING!!! 45. Fat- 8:33pm 2/23/00 Sweet, human tuner. 46. Dan- 9:16pm 3/8/00 At Mcdonalds talking about Mr. Freeze ride. Catch me if you can puke. 47. Rob- 8:59pm 3/10/00 I want to put poop in a blender. 48. Rob- 9:12pm 3-10-00 Let's go to prison and get some buttsex. 49. Matt- 9:13pm 3-10-00 I got all the buttsex I need right here. 50. Rob- 12:04am 3-11-00 Derek hit him in the nuts. That's my teenie weeny, thats my tinker tonker. 51. Fat- 1:19am 3-11-00 A fart will always make you smile. 52. Fat- 7:54am 3-11-00 Its bacon time!!!!! 53. Dan- 9:33am 3-11-00 God I love knowing everything. 54. Ian- 11:52pm 3-17-00 Rob telling him to air drum with no music. No music, no drums. 55. Jason- 9:11pm 3-28-00 Playing with a huge ball of snot. I got to reduce it down to booger coating. 56. Fat- 10:53pm 3-28-00 Butthole is an awesome word dude. 57. Derek- 11:13pm 4-2-00 I can't wait for water world, we'll have to deploy the sentinals. 58. Angela- 12:23am 4-16-00 I love Yoda. If I knew him, he would be my best friend. 59. Dan- 4:11pm 4-21-00 I'd make a sweet chic, I could jiggle my tits all night. 60. Dan- 11:52pm 4-22-00 It would be cool if all of your appliances were really transformers and when you went to work they transformed and fought the decepticons. 61. Mike- 12:31am 4-23-00 I've never been in possession of so many pickles at one time. 62. Mike- 12:34am 4-23-00 I will decapitate you and piss down your neck. then they will start peeing and my pee will come out of their dick and people will think they are peeing, but its really my pee. 63. Dan- 10:58pm 4-29-00 You know how to tie Beau but do you know how to tie Benge? 64. Jasons mom- 7:55pm 5-9-00 Jason: Why does it smell like ass in here? J's mom: We had spaghetti. 65. Frank(fat)- 7:10pm 5-10-00 Watching T.V. Little kids are in soccer jerseys. Jason: That kids not in uniform poor guy. Fat: It's because he's the batboy. Jason: In soccer? 66. Angie- 3:08pm 5-12-00 Have you guys ever fainted on purpose? 67. Angie- 3:57pm 5-14-00 I think I have a zit, it just popped up. 68. Dan- 5:37pm 5-16-00 Diablo 2 is coming out, its going to be the neatest thing to happen to this planet since oxygen. 69. Matty- 12:56am 5-17-00 I wouldn't be surprised if Jenny had a strap on. 70. Jason- 4:30pm 5-17-00 We should all get naked and start peeing on ourselves, and have teams. 71. Crazy Lady on the L- 5:58pm 5-17-00 You gotta make peace with Satan like I did. 72. Matty- 10:34pm 5-19-00 Eating Doritos that have been behind his computer for three weeks. Ahhhhh, sweet crumbs!! 73. Dan- 2:17pm 5-24-00 Jackal!! Jackal!! I work with the Jackal, he smells like crap, he has lots of fur, that why he is the Jackal. Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Jackal, he's a bastard. 74. Fat- 12:27pm 5-26-00 I farted in a glass once. It was cool. It works. (Catching the smell) 75. Rob- 7:36pm 5-26-00 Completely serious. I hate driving by trucks, I always think that one of their tires are going to explode. 76. Derek- 4:51pm 5-26-00 Poking Fat in the ribs. I am lobster man feel my pinchers or death. 77. Fat- 12:00pm 5-30-00 Inhailing Subway bag. Wow smells like pure subway! 78. Poindexter- 9:52am 5-31-00 Induced labor is like pulling a bowling ball out of your ass. 79. Fat- 10:10am 5-31-00 It would be cool if they made fart tasting soda. 80. Dan- 5:25pm 6-3-00 Open your mouth before you open your eyes, cuz you might be the one selling fries. 81. Matt- 8:42pm 6-10-00 I hate us! 82. Dan- 2:21pm 6-12-00 Talking to Jackal about Fat being cloned because of a "copy" being stamped on his arm. Jackal: Dan do you have a clone? Dan: No haven't you heard that 80's song? Dan Sings: Do you really want a clone... 83. Dan- 3:05pm 6-12-00 The day of freedom is upon us Frankamus. Today we shall fight in the great arena for our freedom. The video editor is only hours away, just mere dead gladiators are our obsticles. With my magical powers, prowess with a sword and our combined Limiate and Sith powers, we will overcome all odds. Then we will feast on the remains and begin editing videos. 84. Fat & Dan- 3:04 6-13-00 Dan: Why'd you goose the moose? Fat: Why'd you geese the meese? 85. Ian- 1:00am 6-17-00 Dan, you got buttlint. 86. Dan- 1:54am 6-17-00 My penis is like a giraffe, it hunts wild buffalo. 87. Drunk guy at Dan's party- 2:53am 6-17-00 You can only kiss a tree if your in a movie. 88. Fat- 1:57pm 6-18-00 I can forsee my cracks before I say them. 89. angie- 6:04 6-22-00 I could be a truck driver. hey whats going on 10-4. 90. Danny- 12:00pm 6-23-00 I bet I can produce enough buttlint to clothe the world. 91. Kengie- 10:28pm 6-24-00 Refering to her four flush poop. The never ending turd, It was like a chocolate sundae. 92. Fat- 9:10am 6-26-00 Who only has one leg? We gotta find her. 93. Dan- 12:48pm 6-27-00 Being a Limiate is better then sex. 94. Rob- 6-16-00 I know where we can get some cheap earth destroying lasers. 95. Dan- 1:31pm 6-30-00 Dan- You know who to call. April- Ghostbusters only fight ghosts. Dan- Yeah, but I bet their proton packs would do a number on a hobgoblin. 96. Kendra- 12:44am 7-5-00 Everytime I take a massive poop I use baby wipes. 97. Ian 11:04pm 7-9-00 Kendra- How's the pizza? Ian- I think she'll pull through. 98. Danny- 2:33pm 7-14-00 I wish girls had scrotums just so i could hit them. 99. Danny- 9:14am 7-18-00 Fat- Where are we going to lunch? Dan- Asshole land where we can get all the fudge we want. 100. Ian- 12:12pm 8-8-00 Ian's gut is bulging out of his shirt. Dan- Ian thats disgusting you need to do situps. Ian-Too labor intensive. 101. Rob- 12:37am 8-9-00 Let's become carnies and obey the carnie code. 102. Fat- 6:56pm 8-11-00 Dan, please play D&D. 103. Rob- 11:07pm 8-13-00 Ian at what point in your life did you just Wake up and give up? 104. Rob- 2:54am 8-14-00 Hey Ian, have you ever driven on the Hershey Highway? Take the first exit at Anusville. 105. Rob- 3:01am 8-14-00 Me and Derek share a special bond, like a cow to its calf. 106. Rob- 11:43pm 8-17-00 Matt you were born in a barn, raised by wolves, slaughtered by sheep. 107. Ian- 5:15pm 10-15-00 I wish they had deoderant that smelled like fries, I would probably end up eating all my deoderant. 108. Ian- 5:41pm 11-1-00 I am God's son I have come to earth to slay the devil!!!!!! 109. Rob- 1:08am 11/16/00 I wonder if we joined our Limiate powers we could form a mechanical robot like the transformers. 110. Fat- 6:36pm 11/16/00 Give me hoo or give me death! 111. Matt- 11:50pm 11/29/00 Don't you hate when you have to cough in the shower. 112. Ian- 8:53pm 11/30/00 Kentucky, thats where they grow fried chicken. 113. Dan- 7:45pm 12/27/00 My balls are like a flare, everyone has to look. 114. Derek- 7:34pm 12/29/00 Craig Conroy, trusty, reliable...like a chevy. 115. Rob- 11:22pm 2/10/01 I don't know how to opperate your oven it's a class 5 device, I'm not authorized. 116. Rob- 4/6/01 It's punk with a metal twist, that is awesome music, the best of both worlds, planets if you will, on a cosmic journey through the heavens of sound, colliding with melody, pleasing both the punk and metal community at the same time, bringing together people of different backgrounds and throwing them into the pit of moshing.