BASEMENT PRODUCTION'S RANDOM TIPS.
This is basically tips we will post randomly (maybe 3 in a day, maybe 1 in a month). But this is more for a constant update that we are still breathing. Feel free to email us with tips, hell, maybe we'll post it.
- Its not wise to think you can "take" 500 volts.
- If you think something is a spider bite, and it starts to get really swollen, consult a physician, don't wait.
- If an apple is flying out of a balloon launcher towards your forhead, move.
- Don't trust "Skeptical Inquirer."
- Just because a "tip" page sounds funny a few days ago, and you've forgotten all your ideas, doesn't neccessarily make it a good idea.
- Start using phrases like the following: (for mail) "i get more packages than elton john". "this pop is flatter than the olson twins." "i love (fill in desire) like madonna loves dick." "I've got more hangnails than lemonaide!"
- No matter how polite, don't offer lemonheads to someone who has jauntis.
- When visiting your friend in college, whom you haven't seen for a while, don't say you're up there to visit guys. (ANDY!)
- When someone asks you to dumb it down, punch them in the face.
- DOCUMENT EVERYTHING! so your family and friends have something to turn into VH1 or PBS.
- Inside jokes are funny for everyone. (EVERYONE.)
- Don't think that you are saving time by peeing in the shower...it's gross.
