My ever-changing monologue, where I basically rant about whatever's on my mind
A couple of Jim-related newsbits I've picked up
The respectable organizations I am proud to belong to
Wow. 1997 is nearly a thing of the past. What a way-cool year this has been.I've adopted vegetarianism, started a worm farm, and put up my own, albeit tiny, webpage. And this has been a good year for EWJ, too. Just look at all the keen Jim-related sites that have popped up all over the internet, and all those that have improved. We're one year closer to driving (Yes! Just one more year! I'm psyched!), a year closer to graduating, and, according to the tabloids, closer to the end of the world. But we will not dwell on the negative. For 1998 promises to be a fabulous year. We all eagerly anticipate the release of EWJ3D, and keep our faithful fingers crossed for the return of Jim to television. Well, my stalwart companions, that's all for now, except to wish you all a pleasant Christmas vacation, and an extra super-neato-peachy-keen GROOVY New Year! (I'll be spending New Year's Eve skating. I can't skate. This promises to be an interesting experience.) Byeee!!!
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Oh, young Earthworm Jim is come out of the ground
He stopped not for lunch, though his stomach did rumble
"You've gotta be kidding!" said the worm to the crow,
"I long wooed your sister, and it sure wasn't easy;
Prof saw that the puppy just might cause some trouble.
"At this prospect," said Queenie,"I'm sure you are thrilled.
Jim took his love’s hand, and they started to dance.
Our hero dashed forward and saved Peter Pup,
“She is won! We are gone! Past rocks, planets, and moons,
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
My poem is whole once more! I'm so happy! But, the question is, are you? Drop me an e-mail and tell me what you thought of "Lochniworm".
And Peter, his sidekick, escaped from the pound.
Except for his ray gun, the worm was unarmed
In his quest so the universe wouldn't be harmed.
He shines like a light in a universe dim;
There never was hero like young Earthworm Jim.
And off of his rocket the worm ne'er did tumble.
At the Princess's house he arrived for a date
Where he met the scourge Psy-Crow, a villain we hate.
"Ha-ha, you lose, wormboy!" he sneered in his face,
"When I marry the Princess, I'll run this whole place!"
And into the palace he boldly did go.
Then spoke the bride's sister, so ugly, so evil,
"What are you doing here, you insolent weevil?
Psy-Crow's her husband, a job he adores:
Wealth, power, and discounts at all the best stores."
At my jokes she laughed not, my love songs made her queasy.
I'm not giving up after all this hard work."
"Yeah," added Peter, "So there, you big jerk!"
"Are you finished?" sighed Prof.,"We've a schedule to keep."
"Do something!" yelled Peter,"Or she'll marry that creep!"
"Bob, Evil, Major-seize him on the double!"
Meanwhile,Jim found the unwilling bride;
Though she looked calm, she was screaming inside.
"One last dance," stated Jim,"Would help lessen her fear."
"Well, hurry," said Psy-Crow,"The wedding draws near."
But when you're done dancing,prepare to be killed!"
She thought that was funny; Jim didn't agree.
But if that's what it took, that's the way it would be.
How stalwart the worm when so certain his doom,
While the bad guys chased Peter around the whole room.
Yes, even the Princess could feel this romance.
Just when it looked like she might shed a tear, Jim whispered,
“Hang on, I’ll get you outta here.
When you say code word ‘what’, we’ll escape-that’s the plan.”
“Say what?” she inquired; Jim grabbed her and ran.
Leaped onto the rocket and fired it up.
“After them!” squawked out Psy-crow, and the villains gave chase.
He was sure they would beat the worm in this last race.
Though they searched long and hard, it was truly in vain,
For they wouldn’t soon see the earthworm again.
I bet that creep Psy-Crow will not be back soon.
That’ll learn ‘em,” Jim finished, laughing aloud.
Peter yipped his agreement, and the Princess was proud.
Of this beacon of light in a universe dim;
Have you e’er heard of hero like young Earthworm Jim?
Greetings, foolish mortals. 'Tis I, Evil the Cat. For centuries, I have tempted, tricked, and led astray all those in my path, forever planning the ultimate destruction of all that is noble and good. Some credentials, eh? But, being a sensetive, 90's kinda guy, I want to give something back. If you have problems, questions, or simply wish to talk,just click here, and all your troubles will be solved. I just want to help, and I have only your best intentions at heart, so ask some questions, send 'em in, sign in blood-uh, heh-heh, er...bye now!
Double plus groovy!
Here's a tidbit from the November issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly. I can give this one to ya word for word.
Douglas TenNapel, the creator of Earthworm Jim, President of "The
Neverhood", producer of Skullmonkeys for the Playstation and cool tall dude
extraordinaire is getting involved in live-action motion pictures. He has
written the screenplay and is directing the movie, which is best described
as a "sci-fi/romance film". Although Tennapel still plans on creating games
in the future, he is gearing up to work on the film, which should begin
preproduction in February.
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You can see the other far-out people who have signed
See who's in the club... Groovy,Animal-Lovin' Member of The Earthworm Jim Ring!
The Earthworm Jim Ring is owned by B. Clark.
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Gamemaker has Sights Set on Hollywood!
Yay! Woo-hoo! It may not be a Jim movie, but anything this guy creates is probably a masterpiece. I'll keep you posted on this one
Well, lookee here! I've got the latest EWJ3D info, fresh from the 100th issue of Nintendo Power. This is what I managed to read in the store with a clerk hanging over me, so don't expect anything earth-shattering. Jim gets hit in the head by a flying cow (man, those things are dangerous!) and is knocked unconcious. The game opens parodying a James Bond movie, complete with gun barrel, psychedellic colors, and dancing cows instead of dancing girls. There will be returning characters like Psy-Crow, joined by new baddies such as a hulking lobster called...I forgot. Darn the luck, darn, DARN! Claws Camboli or something. There also seems to be an abundance of hedgehogs roaming around.
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