How Many Monkey's Can You Fit on a Web Page?

This is my first page. It Sucks. Deal with it.

Well, I've been working on this page forever now. But, I'll still experimenting. I'll always be experimenting. However, be kind to me and my page or POX ON YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD!

Hey you need to check out the links to my other pages. They rock way more then this page. You'll be entertained, I promise.

E-Mail Me! I need your suggestions and comments otherwise this page will suck forever! And if it sucks forever A POX ON YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD! Oh yeah- and some morning you'll wake up with a horse head in your bed. And I'll leave a shopping cart on your lawn. Ha! Don't Test Me! I've left shopping carts on people's lawns before!